Infamous Gasbag whoremonger, Dick Morris, tells us today that he has started a new politcal action committee (PAC), in which he plans to raise funds to do something with them, basically to benefit Republicans. The thing is, most people when they create a PAC give it a name that sort of hints at how the money will be used. Even Mooselini says it is Sarah PAC, because it is going to be used for herself.
No, Dick Morris is not a trend follower (even though he is at least a generation behind on this PAC scam), and so his PAC gets the Huh? name of Super PAC.
OK, Scissorheads, for 3 pts towards your final grade, what are the Super Powers of Dick Morris? I’m taking Toe Sucking as a granted, what are the rest… in the comments.