She won’t date you (Harry) (Jeff)

Sweet Jeebus! All the horny toads are out croaking for mates! –

Item #1 (TPM)

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) strongly stated his support of Sen. Kristen Gillibrand (D-NY) at a fundraiser for Reid in New York last night — referring to her as “the hottest member” of that august body.

‘Cause you know that when Harry Reid thinks your hot, you probably have a pulse.

Item #2 (Wonkette)

From [Meghan McCain’s] Daily Beast columns and Twitter feed, I know you have sex, like to drink, love guns and cuss like a Rahm Emanuel. Me? I floated the Daily Caller’s keg, have a filthy mouth and almost blasted off my junk with a 410 once.

Tucker Carlson has hired a hipster comedy writer or something for his tragically unhip vanity blog thingy, and you just cannot get enough conservative hipster comedy.

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0 Responses to She won’t date you (Harry) (Jeff)

  1. Dimitrios says:

    No doubt Harry’s “hottest member” of the August body in question was just one of the dogs of summer.

    And the last conservative hipster comedy I encountered involved his passing gas in a small car while the temperature was minus twenty outside.

    So, I’ll just pass, and I don’t mean gas.


  2. C Montgomery Burns says:

    Do those who read Carlson’s blog know what a 410 is let alone
    how you ‘blast off your junk’ with it?

    Again, euwww to that imagery.