Sweet Jeebus! All the horny toads are out croaking for mates! –
Item #1 (TPM)
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) strongly stated his support of Sen. Kristen Gillibrand (D-NY) at a fundraiser for Reid in New York last night — referring to her as “the hottest member” of that august body.
‘Cause you know that when Harry Reid thinks your hot, you probably have a pulse.
Item #2 (Wonkette)
From [Meghan McCain’s] Daily Beast columns and Twitter feed, I know you have sex, like to drink, love guns and cuss like a Rahm Emanuel. Me? I floated the Daily Caller’s keg, have a filthy mouth and almost blasted off my junk with a 410 once.
Tucker Carlson has hired a hipster comedy writer or something for his tragically unhip vanity blog thingy, and you just cannot get enough conservative hipster comedy.