please, Please, PLEASE!

Mooselini’s daughter, the notorious abstinence educator and single mother, and proprietress of her own consulting company, will be on Dancing with the Stars!

We’re hoping that the Bugman will return to the program. It would be a dream come true to have the Moose Savant dance with the Exterminator.

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  1. Matty Boy says:

    It’s always a pro with an amateur “star”. The great competition would be if Levi Johnston was another one of the “stars”.

    From about three days after they were introduced on the world stage, I knew there was reality TV in their future.

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  2. Paul W. Luscher says:

    And guess what? This’ll lead to a career in politics!

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  3. A lot of people have asked if this is a picture of me dancing with my latest girlfriend. Yes, it is.

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  4. has Bristol spent even five minutes with her out of wedlock child?

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  5. raceynora says:

    Meh – never watched it – and never will.

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  6. grs says:

    I have never understood the draw of that show for all of the 5 minutes that I have seen of it.

    Dcap – Life for single is hard for single mothers. They have to do what they can to get by. If that means making a couple hundred thousand dollars for a few weeks worth of “work”, then that’s their lot in life and burden to bear. As for her child rearing practices, I have a feeling she learned her skills from her mother. Maybe she sends tweets to her kid too.

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  7. Bruce388 says:

    Bristol probably spends as much time with her spawn as Sarah spends with her brood.

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  8. Reamus says:

    Wins my Worst show ever award for this week…

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