Courtesy of Scissorhead Keithnotkeith
Remember a couple of days ago, MPS showed you the trailer for Bristol Palin’s acting debut? Me neither!
But anyway, GawkerTV has the full-Monty.
Fair warning! It’s bad. It’s amazingly bad. Bristol is as good an actress as she is an abstinence educator.
She was born to be in jaded after school specials I tell ya, telling folks her whole damn life not to make the mistakes she’s made. I’m sure it will make the world a better place for everyone, but her own child.
Um, “1972 Cher” called – she wants her hairstyle back from the idjit.
Hey, “Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves” could be the Palins’ theme song.
I thought I had something clever thing to say, but all the Gawker commenters beat me to them.
“And I’m Yo-Yo Ma.”
Did she say, “I’m Yo-Yo Mom?”
I guess Paris Hilton is no longer America’s #1 bad actress.