California, Open your Golden Taitz!

I have not laughed this hard since the last time I laughed this hard!

Notorious Real Estate Agent-Dentist-Lawyer Orly Taitz the Birther Queen is on the GOP ballot in Californiastan to be the nominee for Secretary of State; and she stands a chance of winning!

Politico tells us…

…Now she’s running for the GOP nomination for secretary of state, and with her establishment-backed primary opponent mounting a less-than-stellar campaign against her, operatives say there’s a chance she could win.

“It’d be a disaster for the Republican party,” says James Lacy, a conservative GOP operative in the state. “Can you imagine if [gubernatorial candidate] Meg Whitman and [candidate for Lt. Gov.] Abel Maldonado — both of whom might have a chance to win in November — had to run with Orly Taitz as secretary of state, who would make her cockamamie issues about Obama’s birth certificate problems at the forefront of her activities?”

Maybe if Taitz wins, she can use her awesome new powers to finally get the United Nations to protect her from the minions of that Citizen of Kenya, Language-of-the-Koran-speaking, Closet-Muslim, socialist, magic-negro overlord, re-education camp counselor, and Nobel laureate President Carebear who are out to get her!

(Via Gawker)

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0 Responses to California, Open your Golden Taitz!

  1. abo gato says:

    A disaster for the Republican party…….


    Gee, not like they don’t have it coming!

    What’ll be next?

    She can be Palin’s veep!


  2. C Montgomery Burns says:

    After all it’s just California, the 5th largest economy in the world.

    What could possibly go wrong?

    Buwaaa HA HA….



  3. Grung_e_Gene says:

    Taitz is a Soviet! A Soviet is on the GOP Ballot!


  4. Dimitrios says:

    If only I believed in sky fairies, this would be the perfect moment to profess that He is adding to California’s woes so we’ll be easier reconciled when He’s ordained the San Andreas Fault to trigger, tumbling California into the sea, as He did to Atlantis and the dinosaurs.


  5. show me her voter;s registration card!



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