WFTV.comBERVARD COUNTY, Fla. — The Brevard County doctor who was arrested for groping a woman while dressed as Captain America with a burrito in his pants will not go to jail.
Now, of course, I want to say in my best Groucho Marx voice, “How the elephant got in my pajamas I’ll never understand,” but the point remains that we bloggers are all doing the bootylicious dance of undescribable joy now!
You do realize that in Arizona, Captain America would get a medal from Aryan Nation, while the burrito was placed under arrest and deported without trial or salsa.
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Hahahaha!
Damn, Dimitrios, I think you just won on the first comment.
Regards,
Tengrain
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“Adamcik was arrested in April during a bar crawl for medical professionals.”
WTF?
What the hell do doctors do in Florida?
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I guess it’s part of a CA costume, but the hat makes me think of the Cosby Kids.
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Wait, that’s not how everyone keeps their burritos warm?
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No time for love, Captain America!
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