BP Theater presents…

The good news: Mermaids are real. The bad news: they’re pissed off.

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  1. Dimitrios says:

    Trying to put the best face on the disaster, BP’s public relations firm is pointing out the savings for customers on sardines which now can be caught already packed in oil.


  2. Mike D. says:

    Makes sense. Mermaids are gangsters, anyway: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seto_no_Hanayome


    • Tengrain says:

      Welcome to MPS, Mike, it is good to have you with us.

      That Manga series sounds really cool. Great – another comic book addiction moment is born.




  3. 4K says:

    The only thing to do is place a call to:

    International Rescue.

    Within a short period of time Thunderbird 1 with Scott Tracey piloting will arrive and right behind them is Thunderbird 2 (Virgil at the helm) likely carrying pod 4 with Thunderbird 4 ready for action!

    I believe they already performed such a rescue once. I saw it in an old documentary (I think) from the 60’s when I was a kid. It wasn’t the best production because all the Traceys were a bit stiff, like Keanu Reeves only they say “F. A. B.” alot instead of “whoa!”

    I’m really surprised Obama hasn’t already placed the call.