Eric Massa’s office is a hotbed of unbridled lust

Esquire

Hubba-hubba! The irresistible Sex-Beast, Congressman Eric Massa, is telling us way too much info about the ethics investigation, and blaming his “retirement” on Pelosi and President Carebear — they are getting him outta the way to pass healthcare reform!

But the man is catnip to other men, clearly. That’s what’s important to know here.

The big story is about how he came onto a staffer at a wedding after his wife left the party and he had been dancing with the bride and bridesmaids and singing his song of seduction:

One of them looked at me and as they would do after, I don’t know, 15 gin and tonics, and goodness only knows how many bottles of champagne, a staff member made an intonation to me that maybe I should be chasing after the bridesmaid and his points were clear and his words were far more colorful than that. And I grabbed the staff member sitting next to me and said, “Well, what I really ought to be doing is fracking you.” And then tousled the guy’s hair and left, went to my room, because I knew the party was getting to a point where it wasn’t right for me to be there. Now was that inappropriate of me? Absolutely. Am I guilty? Yes.

Dude, he wanted you. He wanted you bad, and when you spurned him to return to your wife in your hotel room, well all hell broke less, eh?

And if that isn’t enough for you, there was the time Rahm Emmanuel cornered the irresistible Sex-Beast in the showers! (My imagination boggles at why they would be taking a shower together.)

Rep. Massa describes a confrontation with Emanuel in a shower: “I am showering, naked as a jaybird, and here comes Rahm Emanuel, not even with a towel wrapped around his tush, poking his finger in my chest, yelling at me.”

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0 Responses to Eric Massa’s office is a hotbed of unbridled lust

  1. Sunshine says:

    My,my… This has all the makings of a gay porno!
    Call me when the video comes out. 🙂

    ((Hugs))
    Laura

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  2. Sorghum Crow says:

    Unbridled lust?
    I wonder if I can get a refund on the saddle and spurs….

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