“I’d like to buy a vowel”

From Andrew Sullivan’s Daily Dish:

“Everybody in the family played Scrabble and took great pride in hoarding Ks and Qs and slapping them down in long, fancy words on triple-letter scores.” — Going Rogue, p. 12.

Any good Scrabble player knows it’s impossible to “hoard” Ks or Qs, as there is only one of each in a set of tiles. As a fellow Scrabble player said, “Perhaps she was thinking she was playing Poker, where hoarding Kings and Queens might be beneficial?”

First off, I cannot imagine, even for a moment, Mooselini playing Scrabble. It is so unlikely that I think it is safe to say it didn’t happen.

Secondly, the only word with Q that she is likely to know is Quit.

Lastly, she would need three Ks.

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0 Responses to “I’d like to buy a vowel”

  1. raceynora says:

    Quit indeed – quit a 5k run today!


  2. clangcave says:

    perfect title, you kumquat


  3. chrome agnomen says:

    she misspelled whored.

    ‘ok, queue up, mmmkay?’

    (going to hell)


  4. Fran says:

    You mean OK is not a worthwhile word in Scrabble?


  5. randal gets the prize!

    i bet when she played with bristol the first word was



  6. fairlane says:

    how about, “Kunt?”


  7. darkblack says:

    ‘Long, fancy words’ notwithstanding…with Palin, there’s no I in Q.



  8. Psychobroad says:

    There’s no way in hell that family plays Scrabble.


  9. Bruce388 says:

    Long, fancy words: “DQ,” “KFC.” Play the words you KNOW or someone can challenge and you get your clock cleaned.


  10. This little guy beat all the Palins.


  11. Lee says:

    Anyone who would make that dumb mistake about scrabble clearly has never opened the box.