No. No. No.
If nominated, Mock, Paper, Scissors will not run. If elected, Mock, Paper, Scissors will not serve. And to cite Groucho, “I wouldn’t want to join any club who would have me,” and, well, let’s just say that I don’t even watch the Acadamy Awards and I’m suspicious of any industry that votes itself to be the best of anything. Yes, it’s time for The 2009 WebLog Awards.
Please don’t waste your time nominating your favorite blog (which of course is Mock, Paper, Scissors) for one of the 2009 Weblog Awards… and luckily I see that you are already on it. No nominations of any sort. Sigh.
Last year, as you may recall, Mock, Paper, Scissors was nominated in several different categories (and seconded, thirded, fourthed… ad infinitim, ad nausium), and well, we never made it to a ballot — not that I think it was rigged, even though I am sure it was… And MPS was very grateful for the attention, but… honestly, every day when you guys come to visit and snark away with us, that’s all the validation that we need. Besides the mantle here at Tengrain’s Little HutTM is really crowded with trophies that I buy at flea markets, there would be no room for anything else.
That said, put your energy into supporting Blue Gal as she goes up against the hell-beast that we dare not name. BG is aces with us, and as you know is a Scissorhead First Class. Click on the little plus sign to add your vote to the nomination.
And you must go click on the plus sign for our good friend and Allie, Zen Comix.