Wingnuttia demands secession

Yes, they are prepared for bloody war, Governor Perry, all 20 of ’em. You better get right on that.

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0 Responses to Wingnuttia demands secession

  1. raceynora says:

    Will we have to evacuate Tex Betsy?


  2. FranIAm says:

    My thought was this – Palin/Perry’12! Texaska… secede and vote for the ‘Murka made of guns, snow machines and steer!


  3. HarpoSnarx says:

    Oh please, the keyboard kommandos take up arms? Only if they outsource it to Blackwater.


  4. raceynora: If so, I’m in for the evacuation fund. Got to save the sane ones, and Tex Betsy is on the top of that list.


  5. tommyspoon says:

    When I heard one of the candidates say that there was going to be “a bloody war” when Texas secedes, my thought was:

    “No. Not really. Please go, but we’ll be taking back our military equipment, strategic oil reserves, and any other necessary infrastructure that can be used someplace else. You keep your theocratic textbooks, beauty pageant tiaras, and banana spiders.”

    I will miss Austin City Limits and BBQ. But I’m willing to sacrifice… 😉


  6. let me go on record with an invitation to Tex Betsy, Elspeth and any other sane texican libruls:

    come to the farm. we’ll start our own 30-acre lichtenstein.