When Bachmann-the-Nut Speaks, God Listens.

America’s favorite loon and future resident of Bedlam, the infamous baby mill operator and MN Member of Congress, Bachmann-the-Nut, is at it again to appall, entertain, and delight Scissorheads everywhere. She not only calls for fasting and prayers to defeat healthcare reform, but also praises Mooselini for her important work on Death Panels (which The Nut confirms exist in the legislation), but as an added frisson, we get a bit of information about how God speaks back to her.

Well, it comes as no surprise that The Nut talks to God, but did you know that God speaks to her? God must have a wicked sense of humor, when you consider that he also speaks through Senator Diaperman Vitter and of course Chimpy McStagger, who felt that God was telling him not only to run for office but start a buncha wars to defeat Gog and Magog.

Anyway, today’s update comes to us from TPM and is from 2006 explaining how The Nut decided to run for office:

…And then in the midst of that calling, God then called me to run for the United States Congress. And I thought, ‘what in the world would that be for?’ And my husband said, ‘You need to do this,’ and I wasn’t so sure. And we took three days and we fasted and we prayed, and we said, ‘Lord is this what You want? Is this Your will?’ And after the — along about the afternoon of day two, He made that calling sure. And it’s been now 22 months that I’ve been running for United States Congress. Who in their right mind would spent two years to run for a job that lasts for two years? You’d have to be absolutely a fool to do that. You are now looking at a fool for Christ. This is a fool for Christ.

Truer words were never spoken. But I digress…

Now of course, Wingnuttia thinks that God is on their side, but few of them actually get called to duty. This is important, you see, because The Nut is talking about fasting a praying again with the goal of defeating Healthcare Reform:

That’s really where this battle will be won — on our knees in prayer and fasting,” said Bachmann. “Remember: faith without works is dead. So we’re asking you to do all of it: pray, fast, believe, trust the Lord, but also act.

So there you have it: Bachmann-the-Nut on her knees and elbows in her office, starving, getting giddy and hearing voices.

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0 Responses to When Bachmann-the-Nut Speaks, God Listens.

  1. wagonjak says:

    I could give a suggestion to Bachman as to what she could do on her knees, but tengrain would probably delete it…


  2. JimmyDean'sFuckedUpThirdCousinOnceRemovedClyde says:

    If you’re referring to cocksucking, wagonjak, I doubt Tengrain would delete it.

    But he knows that you’d be a fool —– you don’t know where that mouth has been.

    These Republican broads make Caligula look positively innocent.


  3. wagonjak: I’ll take that bet. $20 Tengrain lets it fly. Ah, I see Jimmy beat me to it.


  4. Mac from Oregon says:

    The Bachmann diet, prey and fast until God makes you thin! Christians only please. I would follow her into hell, and probably will.