Bachmann-the-Nut Speaks with God

On slooooow news days (and nothing is slower than a Monday in August when all the felons and future felons of Congress is on recess), I resort to look in strange places to find items of interest to delight and entertain the incorrigible band of spitballers known as The Scissorheads. And so, on days like this, I thank my lucky stars for Bachmann-the-Nut, that future resident of Bedlam and the infamous baby mill operator.

Anyway, The Nut gave an exclusive interview to the Xristian Xrazy publication, World Net Daily, in which she talks about why she got into politics in the first place (she even remembers what she was wearing), makes some stops along the way to talk about how the Citizen of Kenya, Language-of-the-Koran-speaking, Closet-Muslim, socialist, magic-negro overlord and re-education camp counselor is taking away our freedom, and concludes with the admission that she hears voices.

Finally, WND asked Bachmann if she could see a day when the candidate who began her political career in jeans and a holey [sic] sweatshirt would one day run for the presidency.

“If I felt that’s what the Lord was calling me to do, I would do it,” she answered. “When I have sensed that the Lord is calling me to do something, I’ve said yes to it. But I will not seek a higher office if God is not calling me to do it. That’s really my standard… “If I am called to serve in that realm I would serve,” she concluded, “but if I am not called, I wouldn’t do it.”

–Bachmann-the-Nut

Please, God, if you exist, give me this one wish: Speak to Bachmann, and encourage her to throw her hat into the ring. You will make happy snarkers out of all of us. Amen.

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0 Responses to Bachmann-the-Nut Speaks with God

  1. mandt says:

    What a great, snarky site! found you on a thread over at Agi’s

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  2. Tom Belt says:

    I wouldn’t do it……and that is when she started feeling that sensation south of the naval. From that moment on she could not stop thinking of nor talking about what seemed so sensuous to her. From that moment on, she thought, punditry, nay, being in the congress and being able to voice what makes me moist with an audience in front of me, well I just could not resist. I am in heaven now, complete extacy!

    The run for the presidency would really get her off!

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  3. Christ, I may have to take up praying, because I want a Palin-Bachmann ticket so bad I can taste it.

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  4. Bruce388 says:

    God told Chimpy to invade Iraq so we’ve seen how much God knows. If He tells Michelle to run we’ll know He has a sense of humor, but then I guess we already know that, having enjoyed Falwell, Robertson, , Swaggart, the Bakkers, Billy and Franklin Graham, etc.

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