When notorious GOP family values sex-lizard and infamous closet case Idaho Senator Larry Craig was arrested for having a tea party in an airport bathroom ( “I got the sugar, you bring the cream!”) in 2007, many of us thought that ol’ Wide-Stance was done for. The adage is that there are no second acts in American Politics, after all.
So imagine my delight and surprise to learn that Larry “peek-a-boo” Craig is back in business. Yes, he has started a consulting firm in Idaho, and he has four – count ’em – four clients!
Says Senator Craig:
“I’ve really worked through every problem imaginable in Washington.”
— former Senator Larry Craig
(No truer words than that have ever been spoken, Larry.)
Says one of his paying (and happy) clients:
Where else can you get that kind of information and insight? He’s been really, really helpful.”
— Doug Sayer, founder and CEO of Blackfoot-based Premier Technology
Please join us here at Mock, Paper, Scissors in saluting that old capitalist, Larry Craig, for his American Spirit. Not everyone can get up from his knees and start over again.
(Via the always enjoyable, I Can’t Believe It’s Not a Democracy — Pissed’s place.)