This just in: Mooselini is a fame whore

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Poor, monosyllabic Levi Johnston, turkey baster to noted Abstinence Educator and un-wed single mother Bristol Palin, said that he thinks Mooselini quit being the Grifter Princess of Alaskastan so she could cash in on some of the offers that she is getting.

She had talked about how nice it would be to take some of this money people had been offering us and you know just run with it.

But of course, this being the Palin franchise, Mooselini’s hired mouth and fellow basketball metaphor coach, Meghan Stapleton, had to bring the guns to the press to denounce the young and fertile hocky playing stud with thighs like pistons that could go all night:

It is interesting to learn Levi is working on a piece of fiction while honing his acting skills,” Palin family spokeswoman Meghan Stapleton said in an e-mail to The Associated Press.

You know it won’t end there. Stay tuned for more volleys back and forth.

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0 Responses to This just in: Mooselini is a fame whore

  1. Cassie says:

    That makes more sense than everything else I have heard. Since everything she said is a lie.

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  2. Mac from Oregon says:

    Sarah created him out of nothing and brought him to the national stage, and now she wants to destroy him because he is speaking the truth. Dr Frankenstein anyone?

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