So what about that book deal?

It was supposed to be a treatise on his conservative bonifides, but now his book is cancelled. Dang. I was looking forward to his chapter on heavy equipment and wood in the morning, or the epic story of his castanets-playing temptress eating her salad under the palm tree, or something.

Hopefully, Sanford will soldier on and he can tell his story of a middle-aged conservative with a bad haircut, international intrigue, and the Firecracker that destroyed his career!

Maybe a pop-up book!

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0 Responses to So what about that book deal?

  1. raceynora says:

    Darn! I was excited about NOT buying this pile of dung.


  2. Don’t worry. His wife will now get a book deal whereby she will be posed courageously on the front cover. She’ll go on Oprah to plug it and be asked a variety of softball questions about how it felt to know that her husband was unfaithful.


  3. moeman says:

    ‘Got Wood, in the morning’ Isn’t that W’s currently-being-penned autoeroticbiography?


  4. Morse says:

    Most South Carolina firecrackers turn out to be duds.


  5. He better get a book deal, because the missus has the money and she can afford high priced attorneys. Just saying.


  6. Mike Licht says:

    Sanford has a hot story but no book deal. How long can that last?



    • Tengrain says:

      Haha – Mike, welcome to MPS, it is good to have you with us.

      Personally, I like my cover better (because I’m sure that Sanford has Hello Kitty secreted on him somewhere, at all times), but I think your book proposal has legs.




  7. Batocchio says:

    The Hello Kitty tighties are just wrong. Yes, his policies are horrible, he’s a scumbag, and an adulterer, but have you no sense of decency, sir?