…naw, never mind.
A Warwickshire man is auctioning his dad’s ashes on eBay – in revenge for abandoning him as a child.
This was a plot in an ABC After School Special once, I swear.
And why the hell would anyone buy them?
who would want them? nah- don’t answer that…
I hope he makes a fortune. Seems fitting.
But how do you get dad to go into the little jar?
(must resist urge to tell the dirty “I Dream of Jeannie” joke) –
I’m sorry, William, but Dad still doesn’t give a shit…time to move along…
I hope more people follow in William Ireland’s footsteps.
some idiot will buy it, just like the idiots who buy virgin mary in a piece of toast
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