Homophobic beauty queen stalker and notorious shill-for-hire, NOM’s own Maggie Gallagher probably fainted in the shower with the nozzle firmly grasped between her vice-like thighs when she learned that Carrie Prejean did nude modeling at the tender age of 17.
The post-modern Anita Bryant, Prejean, had this to say:
I am a Christian, and I am a model. Models pose for pictures, including lingerie and swimwear photos. Recently, photos taken of me as a teenager have been released surreptitiously to a tabloid Web site that openly mocks me for my Christian faith. I am not perfect, and I will never claim to be.
Prejean does not say if her Xristian imperfections lead to her boob job.
(Hat tip: JC Christian via Twitter)
Mock Paper Scissors 
Take her title away! If they did it to Vanessa Williams (who was natural, if I remember the hub-bub and not trying to hide behind the cross), this little buybull thumping, dual-front-airbag-toting twit should lose her title and any perks, even repo the boobs from the boob!
Elspeth
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Elspeth – word.
Rgds,
T.G.
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I thought xtians were forgiven for imperfect boobitude.
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Bitch–that wasn’t a lingerie or swimwear shot. Give me an effin’ break…
Right on Elspeth!
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I am SOOOOO effin’ tired of the “But, I’m a Christian!” “excuse”. Jesus was one, and look what happened to him – he got crucified. Just sayin’…
Elspeth
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Lets not go down the martyrdom street.
I could not take the guilt if we martyred Miss California.
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Noone’s out to literally martyr her – though I’m sure there are many who would like to ‘nail’ her…and probably have…
Elspeth
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Perhaps, Elspeth, but I’m willing to bet that the vast majority of nailers would insist on a ball-gag for the nailee.
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I’ll bet she’s ‘taken’ and ‘eaten’ the ‘body’…maybe not of Christ, but Chris and Bob and Sven and…there was one time at beauty camp with Shelbie…
Elspeth
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She says she was only 17. Who signed the fucking release to have the pics taken? Her Xristian parents? Nice morals. Nice natural boobs. Shoulda kept them. Why didn’t you Carrie? Them Xristian morals again?
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Xtian morals…oh!!! She thought they were just ‘morels’ and put them on her salad and ate them…right before her photo-shoot.
Elspeth
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It’s pretty clear, even to the judges of the Miss America contest, that the pictures were taken after her breast augmentation surgery. The whole thing is so ridiculous that she is liable to get a job at FOX News. They don’t have nearly enough blonde women on their staff, you know.
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