Scalia almost cusses – bring me my salts!


Ruling that the courts could still ban, um, naughty words, “Fangu Tony” Scalia could not bring himself to say which words were dirty:

…The opinion referred to the banned words as the “F-word” and the “S-word” but not go on to fill out their actual spelling. Justice Scalia also did not spell them out in his oral announcement of the decision.

…you know, just in case Sweet Cheeks Noonan might be reading the opinion.

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0 Responses to Scalia almost cusses – bring me my salts!

  1. Elspeth R says:

    Fuck that shit. I try to not use such colorful language in the presence of children, but don’t tell me I can’t use them at all…bitches!


  2. Christopher says:

    I wonder, since Justice Scalia is a pig, is he immune from Swine flu?


  3. Wee Mousie says:

    What about obscene gestures?


  4. darkblack says:

    He only swears in Italian – So, in a like spirit: Va’ fa’ un culo, stronzo! Pezzonovante…testa di cazzo!



  5. Tom Belt says:

    Why not ask George Carlin what the words might be.


  6. Bruce388 says:

    Scalia? Coming out against personal freedoms? Naaaaaaahhhhh. Next you’ll be saying he overturns election results.