Bachmann-the-Nut, Scientist

What ever happened to security at the Nuthatch? How can they protect us from Right Wing Extremist Jihadists, when once again, Bachmann-the-Nut, notorious baby mill operator and future resident of Bedlam, slipped her bonds. Somehow Michele “the Flying Imams” Bachmann found an unguarded mic and decided to present to us her ground-breaking scientific theory CO2 Is A Natural Byproduct of Nature. I especially like her to tell us to look at a pie chart to see carbon dioxide.

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  1. liberaldemdave says:

    I especially like her to tell us to look at a pie chart to see carbon dioxide.

    ummmmmm, pie! nom, nom, nom.

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  2. Then offering to put her in a chamber with nothing but CO2 would be cool, then, no?

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  3. HarpoSnarx says:

    Could somebody call the Capitol Orderlies, she’s out of her room again.

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  4. JimmyDean'sFuckedUpCousinClyde says:

    “I especially like her to tell us to look at a pie chart to see carbon dioxide.”

    I think she was referring to . . . . her . . . . uhhhhhh . . . . . pie. Chart.

    Much as it pains me to point out the hideous.

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  5. Mac from Oregon says:

    I would like to stand her in water up to her nose, then just raise it 3% higher. Water is natural so therefore harmless.
    Any substance, any, can be fatal. Its a matter of dosage and delivery.

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  6. DaveK says:

    Where does she get the figure of 3% from?
    Where does she get the idea that CO2 is harmless?
    http://www.inspect-ny.com/hazmat/CO2gashaz.htm

    We seem to have a legislator who is a scientific illiterate wishing to overrule the scientists on the science.

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    • Tengrain says:

      DaveK –

      Welcome to MPS, it is good to have you with us.

      I think you summed it up quite nicely, but you left out that she is one for ID, and that the earth is 10,000 years old. She really is a nutjob.

      Regards,

      Tengrain

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  7. Mac from Oregon says:

    Ten
    there is no disputing she is a nutjob, the only thing that distinguishes her from others is that she has a job in congress. I hope that will change in 2010. We need more science literate politicans, or more political type scientists to run for office. Like Barton(R-of course) playing gotcha with Dr Chu, they are all stupid gits.

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  8. Bruce388 says:

    The way her gums are flapping and expelling that CO2, global warming is all but inevitable.

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