(Scissorheads: the polls are closed. Rgds, T.G.)
After much careful thought, and rigorous debate, TexBetsy and I narrowed down the potential nicknames to replace Butterball for Meghan McCain. We used applied scientific notation, the Pythagorean theorem, and Rock, Paper, Scissors. We feel quite satisfied that our process is the model of transparency.
The winner will have a New Math post dedicated in his/her honor and a signed original print (suitable for framing).
So… the nominees are (in alpha order):
- Gutterball — Wee Mousie
- Sane McCain — Bruce388
- Soylent Blonde — Lockwood
Please cast your votes in the comments. Anyone can vote, no proof of ID required. We will close the polls whenever we feel like it, and our decision is final (Sorry Norm). Oh, and we do take bribes. This is America, after all.