(Nominations are over — Rgds, T.G.)
Help Mock, Paper, Scissors come up with a more endearing nickname for Meghan McCain. While Butterball has a meaning for me that is not deragatory, too many Scissorheads have commented that it is fatphobic.
Make your suggestions in the comments below. The winner will get a special edition New Math dedicated in your honor featuring Meghan and her new nickname. Furthermore, I will send a signed original to you, too. Suitable for framing.
UPDATE: We will conclude entries on Wednesday.
Mock Paper Scissors 
MegaWHAT?
I’m now paying homage to our electric delivery grid, and it’s occasional low voltages.
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McNugget….the material she putting out and the way she keeps the krazies, well, crazy…is golden!
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McF*ck
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Profanisaurus
For those of you who are not au fait with the Profanisaurus dictionary, please take a moment to enjoy reading some meanings……or not as the case may be.
http://www.milkinfirst.com/dictionary/profanisaurus.htm
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BitterSweet
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TittleTattle as in tits ‘n tats (both already commented on above!) and besides which TittleTattle is what she does.
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Tweets McCain
or
Meghan McTweets
or simply
McTweets
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