(Nominations are over — Rgds, T.G.)
Help Mock, Paper, Scissors come up with a more endearing nickname for Meghan McCain. While Butterball has a meaning for me that is not deragatory, too many Scissorheads have commented that it is fatphobic.
Make your suggestions in the comments below. The winner will get a special edition New Math dedicated in your honor featuring Meghan and her new nickname. Furthermore, I will send a signed original to you, too. Suitable for framing.
UPDATE: We will conclude entries on Wednesday.