Kleenex sales are…

…up, Up, UP in Utah!

Americans may paint themselves in increasingly bright shades of red and blue, but new research finds one thing that varies little across the nation: the liking for online pornography.

A new nationwide study (pdf) of anonymised credit-card receipts from a major online adult entertainment provider finds little variation in consumption between states.

“When it comes to adult entertainment, it seems people are more the same than different,” says Benjamin Edelman at Harvard Business School.

However, there are some trends to be seen in the data. Those states that do consume the most porn tend to be more conservative and religious than states with lower levels of consumption, the study finds.

“Some of the people who are most outraged turn out to be consumers of the very things they claimed to be outraged by,” Edelman says…

The biggest consumer, Utah, averaged 5.47 adult content subscriptions per 1000 home broadband users; Montana bought the least with 1.92 per 1000. “The differences here are not so stark,” Edelman says.

Number 10 on the list was West Virginia at 2.94 subscriptions per 1000, while number 41, Michigan, averaged 2.32.

Eight of the top 10 pornography consuming states gave their electoral votes to John McCain in last year’s presidential election – Florida and Hawaii were the exceptions. While six out of the lowest 10 favoured Barack Obama.

Read all about it: Porn in the USA (apologies to The Boss).

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0 Responses to Kleenex sales are…

  1. Lisa says:

    I might die of not surprise. Don’t repression and hypocrisy go together in a lovely way?


  2. libhomo says:

    The Morons sure are horny beggars.

    If only they were begging… I suspect that they all are pushy bottoms, and not in the good way. Rgds, T.G.


  3. I recall reading a few years back that Utah also had the highest per capita number of fraud cases in the country. Why am I not surprised about either statistic?


  4. lsamsa says:

    Repression & guilt (i.e. religion), hmmm….something about an opposite & equal reaction comes to mind.


  5. BettyJeanLee says:

    Shocked! I’m just…just SHOCKED, I tell you!