In his own words…

“I’ll be frank with you I don’t spend a lot of time really worrying about short-term history. I guess I don’t worry about long-term history, either, since I’m not going to be around to read it.”

Chimpy McStagger to Charles Gibson, Dec. 1, 2008

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17 Responses to In his own words…

  1. Wee Mousie says:

    Chimpy only cares about his place in history in the afterbirth.


  2. Utah Savage says:

    Wee Mousie, I don’t know why that’s so funny, but I can’t stop laughing.


  3. darkblack says:

    ‘Don’t know much about history
    Don’t know much democracy
    Don’t readerate me no science book
    Don’t care much about the risks I took

    But I do know that Paraguay’s free
    And I know that ah’m the Decider, see
    What a wonderful world without me’



  4. moeman says:

    How can he care whens he’s always hammered?


  5. dguzman says:

    This guy’s so narcissistic that he probably thinks History is wondering what its place in HIS life will be. Fucking fucker.


  6. Tengrain – he reminds me of an Archy and Mehitabel poem (hey, thanks for the idea – I can post it on Hooterville too!):

    warty bliggens, the toad

    By Don Marquis, in “archy and mehitabel,” 1927

    i met a toad
    the other day by the name
    of warty bliggens
    he was sitting under
    a toadstool
    feeling contented
    he explained that when the cosmos
    was created
    that toadstool was especially
    planned for his personal
    shelter from sun and rain
    thought out and prepared
    for him

    do not tell me
    said warty bliggens
    that there is not a purpose
    in the universe
    the thought is blasphemy
    a little more
    conversation revealed
    that warty bliggens
    considers himself to be
    the center of the same
    the earth exists
    to grow toadstools for him
    to sit under
    the sun to give him light
    by day and the moon
    and wheeling constellations
    to make beautiful
    the night for the sake of
    warty bliggens

    to what act of yours
    do you impute
    this interest on the part
    of the creator
    of the universe
    i asked him
    why is it that you
    are so greatly favored

    ask rather
    said warty bliggens
    what the universe
    has done to deserve me
    if i were a
    human being i would
    not laugh
    too complacently
    at poor warty bliggens
    for similar
    have only too often
    lodged in the crinkles
    of the human cerebrum



  7. Mr DeBakey says:

    I imagine its tough to get excited about “short term history”
    when you don’t have a short-term memory.

    “What d’yall say yer name wuz?”


  8. FranIAm says:

    This should not come as a surprise. Can’t he just go now?


  9. DCup says:

    As if we believe he can read.


  10. Dusty says:

    When does this fuckwit win his Darwin award? That’s all I wanna know.

    Dusty, if you have nothing nice to say about Chimpy, come sit next to me, Darlin’. Rgds, ‘Grain


  11. JimmyDean'sFuckedUpCousinClyde says:

    Really, George???

    Then you don’t mind if we debone you after we had skinned you and poured salt and hydrochloric acid all over you, right?
    It would be only be short term history for you, so what the fuck?

    Not that I am advocating this sort of thing. God no. Not me. No, I couldn’t even conceive of it. It wouldn’t even cross my mind. Not at all. Nope. Never. And I mean never. Not ever.

    hand me that whetstone, will you…….?


  12. Lee says:

    Will this man just disappear?


  13. two crows says:

    if not short-term history or long-term history, wtf does it take TO worry him? maybe not knowing where his next fix or drink are coming from?


  14. Bruce388 says:

    When the hell did he ever read? Oh, that’s right, he read “three Shakespeares” in his competition with Karl Rove.


  15. Shy Ann says:

    Just wondering if anybody happened to catch the BamBOOZEler in chief on C-span on Friday talking to Middle Easterners about America’s long history in the Middle East? As Chimpy in Chief read from his history lesson speech notes, describing how great of friends we are with this nation and that in the Middle East, you just know that he has has no idea where Tangiers is, let alone knowing the history lesson he was giving the crowd.

    Also, the words he used verbatim to Charlie Gibson, “Since I’ve been “in president” proves he has wet brain syndrome brought on by alcohol. He cannot put two words together to form an idea. Also, he has Oil on the Brain. Oil and Alcohol. What a combo. Add a match to ’em and watch ’em burn.


  16. Betsy says:

    Welcome Ann.

    I think he’s been drunk for quite some time.


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