Tengrain Presents…

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  1. TexBetsy says:

    Excellent! Thanks Tengrain.

    will i look like a complete idiot if i ask you to explain the last panel?>/i>

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  2. Tengrain says:

    TexBetsy –

    The kid is not my son…

    Regards,

    Tengrain

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  3. Freida Bee says:

    ha!

    But, I must make one correction. It seems you left our one sector of the economy. There is a 100% employment rate amongst those who went to high school with Palin.

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  4. Bruce388 says:

    Another strong area of employment: The FDIC has been bulking up for the expected wave of bank failures. There’s plenty of good news if you know where to look.

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  5. zoe says:

    Once again, Tengrain: Masterful.
    Thanks. A lot.

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  6. DCup says:

    Ten!!!!! Nicely done.

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  7. Jaliya says:

    Thank you for this! I found your site about two weeks ago and it offers hilarious relief. I visit every day. Tengrain’s comic is brilliant.

    I live in Canada, and we are on the cusp of a federal election for which our government gave us about five weeks’ notice. I suppose that Stephen Harper is counting on McCain to win in the U.S., and then he’ll have all the right-wing carte blanche he needs. For the first time in my life, I feel truly frightened about the possibilities…

    Jaliya – tell me more about how brilliant I am… thanx for the props! Rgds, Tengrain

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  8. JimmyDean'sFuckedUpCousinClyde says:

    Unfortunately not Fantastic at all—–reality. Although I’d guess she’s closer to 138 than 800.
    Thanks, T.
    And yes, you are brilliant as the Noonday Sun in the Sahara on the Summer Solstice in a cloudless sky.on the hottest day in history.
    Something like that . . .

    [Blatant suckup to T]

    Why did you stop? I thought you were getting on a roll, there! — Rgds, Tengrain

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  9. dguzman says:

    You made me cry. I’m going to have (more) nightmares now.

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  10. distributorcap says:

    tengrain
    you are brilliant

    signed
    albert einstein

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  11. Morse says:

    That’s awesome, Ten.

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  12. Batocchio says:

    Who, oh who, will save us from the GOP?!? Only the GOP can!

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  13. Loonie says:

    Are you unhappy with your Buick? May we recommend… your Buick!

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  14. Girardia says:

    Awesome as usual. Thanks to McCain we can send this around the world on our Blueberries!

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  15. VegasRage says:

    Well done!

    She’s not my lover, she just a girl who said I’m the one who fu………… oops sorry

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  16. Rebubliecan says:

    Who better to clean out all those skeletons in the closets? After all, we put them there, so we’ll know exactly where they are, right? And yes, I’m not a crook.

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  17. Charles Keating says:

    Johnny B. Goode!

    Deep down in Arizona close to Mexico
    Way back up in the cactuses where it never snows
    There stood an ancient mansion made of gold and wood
    Where lived a a corrupt politician named Johnny B Goode
    Who’d never learned the difference between Sunni or Shia so well
    But he could pretend to chase Osama to the gates of Hell

    Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
    Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
    Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
    Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
    Go! Go! Johnny B. Goode!

    He used to carry his bribe money in a gunnysack
    Go sit beneath a tree and count his Keating kickbacks
    Old lobbyist on K street would see him sittin’ in the shade
    Laughing at the doubletalk and flip flops he made
    The people passed him by they would stop and say
    Oh my but that little old mummy really hates the gays

    Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
    Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
    Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
    Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
    Go! Go! Johnny B. Goode!

    Once upon time the state of Arizona couldn’t host a superbowl
    Because it was legislated by a group of white supremacist trolls
    The bigots were led by an angry fascist who was a goose-stepping man
    A millionaire, senator who belonged to the Klu Klux Klan
    Johnny B Goode was a maverick when it came to recognizing MLK
    So the old cracker donned his klan robe and voted against a holiday

    Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
    Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
    Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
    Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
    Go! Go! Johnny B. Goode!

    His mother told him someday you will be an old man
    And you will be the leader of a murderous criminal clan
    Many people will be blown to bits from miles around
    To see you launch the nukes and take us all down
    Maybe some day you will make mushroom clouds so bright
    Sayin’ “Johnny McCain pushed the button tonight”

    Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
    Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
    Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
    Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
    Go! Go! Johnny B. Goode!

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  18. TexBetsy says:

    Charles Keating

    may I borrow that?

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