The GOPers always have to be careful when swearing on the Bible…

A 2006 file photo shows Steve Preston being sworn in by Vice President Dick Cheney as the Administrator of the Small Business Administration while his wife, Molly, holds the Bible and looks on. REUTERS/White House/Handout
REUTERS/White House/Handout

…that they don’t get it too close to Blam-Blam. It is a matter of debate amongst biblical scholars about which would burst into flames first.

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0 Responses to The GOPers always have to be careful when swearing on the Bible…

  1. fairlane says:

    “Do you solemnly swear to do my bidding without question, to uphold the standards to which no one is accountable, and to, on our days off, crack walnuts between the cheeks of my pristine white ass?”

    “I do Lord Vader.”

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  2. republicanSScareme says:

    Do you promise to take orders and do whatever we tell you? Swear on your pinkie ring.

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  3. And there, folks, is a woman who never had an honest orgasm in her life.

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