Senator Craig is seeking…

summer interns.

Really, he is.

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0 Responses to Senator Craig is seeking…

  1. Mr DeBakey says:

    Girls needn’t apply

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  2. Sorghum Crow says:

    Applications due March 15, if you need an extension, contact Senator Craig.

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  3. Elspeth R says:

    And to that I present to you:

    Summer lovin’ had me a blast
    Summer lovin’, happened so fast
    I met a male intern crazy for me
    I met a boy, cute as can be

    Summer days driftin’ away,
    To uh-oh those summer intern nights
    Tell me more, tell me more,
    Did you get very far?
    Tell me more, tell me more,
    Like, does he have a car?

    He swam by me, I got a cramp
    He went by me, got my suit damp
    I threatened his life, if he made a sound
    He bared his butt, boy was it round!
    Summer sun, something’s begun,
    But uh-oh those summer intern nights

    Tell me more, tell me more,
    Was it love at first sight?
    Tell me more, tell me more,
    Did he put up a fight?
    Took him trollin’ in the public park loo
    We went strollin’, he made me go “oooh!”
    We made out under the dock
    we stayed up, like his young c*ck

    Summer fling don’t mean a thing,
    But uh-oh those summer intern nights
    Tell me more, tell me more,
    But you don’t gotta brag
    Tell me more, tell me more,
    Cause he sounds like a drag (queen?)

    He got frisky, holdin’ my hand
    Well he got friendly, down in my pants
    He was sweet, just turned sixteen
    Well he was good, you know what I mean

    Summer heat, boy and Sen’ meet,
    But uh-oh those summer intern nights
    Tell me more, tell me more,
    How much dough did he spend?
    Tell me more, tell me more,
    Could he get me a friend?

    It turned colder, that’s where it ends
    So I told him I’d deny we were “friends”
    Then we made our true love vow
    Wonder who he’s doin’ now

    Summer dreams ripped at the seams,
    But oh, those summer intern nights

    🙂 Elspeth

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  4. Lamb Cannon says:

    Ah, to be young and gay in Idaho!

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  5. Elspeth R says:

    Craig’s “Own Private(s being fondled in) Idaho”

    Elspeth

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  6. Ideal applicants will be young, teenage, male, and mute.

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  7. Something tells me that Craig may have a hard time filling those positions. But oh, he will try.

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  8. raceynora says:

    Pissed – cringing over the use of “Craig” and “hard” in the same sentence – go take a shower!

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  9. fairlane says:

    Pick up an application at a Stall near you.

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  10. What, “filling those positions” didn’t offend? Damn, I failed.

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  11. Infidel753 says:

    Elspeth — brilliant!

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