I’m guessing…

Posted on August 17, 2007 by tengrain

US President George W. Bush's daughter Jenna, seen here in June 2007, is engaged to be married to long-time boyfriend Henry Hager, US First Lady Laura Bush's spokeswoman announced Thursday.(AFP/File/Mandel Ngan )

(AFP/File/Mandel Ngan )

U.S. President George W. Bush's twin daughters Jenna (L) and Barbara (C) ride with an unidentified friend (R) on the back of a cart just outside the home of former U.S. President George H.W. Bush in Kennebunkport, Maine, August 12, 2007. REUTERS/Jason Reed (UNITED STATES)

(REUTERS/Jason Reed)

…Chimpy’s first grandchild will be 4 months “premature” and weigh in the 9lb range.

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6 Responses to I’m guessing…

  1. FranIam says:
    August 17, 2007 at 6:56 pm

    Re my earlier post noting Morse’s comment elsewhere… I guess she wasn’t THAT drunk!

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  2. pissed in NYC says:
    August 17, 2007 at 8:42 pm

    Tengrain: I had a second cousin who gave birth to a premature baby (8 months after the wedding) who weighed well over 8 1/2lbs. Her aunts knew we weren’t stupid, but they assumed we play along. We did….to their faces, but boy was the family dinner that evening interesting.

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  3. distributorcapny says:
    August 18, 2007 at 2:47 am

    not-Jenna, if our botox-laced, xanax-filled mother is driving i better get the hell off this golf cart.

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  4. liberaldemdave says:
    August 18, 2007 at 10:12 am

    now,now…we all KNOW that they are already SECRETLY married! so much easier to “doctor” a marriage license than a birth certificate! i can just hear the press statement now, “due to the sensitive nature of what’s happening in the war on terra, president bush and family didn’t think it appropriate to distract attention from all the successes of this administration by having a lavish whitehouse wedding. we are happy to bring both skippy and their baby into our family. there is no better exhibition of family values than skippy and jenna and their little bundle of joy.”

    …when pigs fly.

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  5. JimmyDean'sFuckedUpCousinClyde says:
    August 18, 2007 at 7:33 pm

    I just hope the child learns all that the family has to teach:
    Lying, treason, duplicity, bribery, fraud, deception, misuse of public funds, money laundering, racketeering, coercion, torture, false imprisonment, assault with intent to kill, perjury, larceny, terrorism, piracy, extortion, espionage, blackmail, looting, human rights abuse, war profiteering, and murder-by-proxy.

    …and vows to break the cycle.

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  6. fairlane says:
    August 19, 2007 at 9:10 pm

    I can’t believe you’re assuming she’s having a baby. I heard Pickles had some Doctors tinker with old Jen, and that it’s not a baby at all.

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