You’ve got some ‘splainin’ to do.

The minister of a Baptist church has been charged with indecent exposure and driving under the influence, and police officers say he propositioned them.

Tommy Tester, 58, of Bristol, Va., was wearing a skirt when he was arrested last week after allegedly urinating in front of children at a car wash, police said.

Police also said Tester offered to perform oral sex on officers who were sent to the scene.

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9 Responses to You’ve got some ‘splainin’ to do.

  1. Morse says:

    That’s too rich. The poor fuck piles upon himself.

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  2. It’s as if every vice amongst the religious set gelled for this one sick bastard. How many more religious leaders have to get arrested before their congregations start considering that science is, at least, less unseemly?

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  3. DCup says:

    I’m sure god told him to do it. It is not for us to question the ways of his lord and all that.

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  4. JimmyDean'sFuckedUpCousinClyde says:

    Obviously in the throes of Divine Inspiritationesshood.

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  5. BAC says:

    … and the police said “no” … that blows … yikes!

    BAC

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  6. Sorghum Crow says:

    I swear there must be something in the water in Virginia.

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  7. fairlane says:

    he was just trying to baptize them. come on people.

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  8. Mr DeBakey says:

    Oh to be a copper in Bristol Virginia
    Praise the Lord!

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  9. JimmyDean'sFuckedUpCousinClyde says:

    I wonder what book in the Bible did motivate the good preach?

    Job?

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