It’s gonna take more than comic book heroes to save your ass, Stevens


The FBI and IRS have searched the home of Republican Sen. Ted Stevens in a ski resort in Alaska as part of an investigation into his links with an oil-services company, officials said on Monday… The FBI and IRS are conducting a court-authorized search warrant in Girdwood, Alaska,” an FBI spokesman said in Washington, but gave no further details.

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8 Responses to It’s gonna take more than comic book heroes to save your ass, Stevens

  1. BAC says:

    Oh, this is good ….



  2. …said the Hulk as the investigators knocked at the door.


  3. As my friend John, a former US attorney noted, the FBI must be pretty damn sure about their case to reaid the home of a senior senator. Stevens is in a heap of trouble. And his boy isn’t looking good either. Hope that vicious old fart spends the rest of his days in depositions.


  4. Sorghum Crow says:


    I may have to call in sick with a severe case of schadenfreude….


  5. fairlane says:

    “Hulk no like crooked politician. Hulk smash puny human!”


  6. “Don’t make me angry,” David Banner began. “You wouldn’t like me when I’m…Oh, f*ck they’re here. Everybody, outta the pool! And flush the g*odd*mn cocaine!”


  7. Morse says:

    They could have built the bridge to nowhere in one afternoon, with virtually no overhead.


  8. fairlane says:

    With his “tubes” Stevens resembles Dr. Octopus.


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