Fighting for RBG: Be Notorious

I greatly admired Justice Ginsburg, and I highly recommend the recent movie RBG:

That said, RBG was a fighter from the beginning all the way to the end. She was relentless and gave no quarter, and we must fall into line and fight like she would fight. She was always prepared. She would go into battle not just with the courage of her convictions, but with a plan and with the better, winning argument. But be forewarned: an argument alone will not work.

In amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell,  we are up against a monster who holds all the cards. There is no dirty trick that is beneath him, there is no tactic so extreme that he will not take, there certainly is no decency:

and then this, the keep your powder dry letter (he uses that phrase twice so make no mistake, he’s going to do whatever it takes):

In other words, there is no rat that will go un-eff’ed.

Our pals over at the Electoral-Vote blog have sussed out four scenarios:

In terms of specific options the Democrats have before them, we can see four:

  • Compromise: This is probably a little Pollyanna-ish, but we’re trying to be comprehensive here. A sixth conservative justice is not quite as important as a fifth to McConnell, or to Trump. Meanwhile, McConnell is looking at the possibility of his party losing the White House, and possibly also the Senate. There may be a deal to be made here, along the lines of “We won’t kill the tax cut if you honor the McConnell Rule.”
  • Parliamentary Tricks: If the Democrats remain unified, and if their spines remain in place, they do have the means to gum up the works of the Senate. Pulling that off for six months or a year would be tough, but four or five weeks? Maybe. For example, the Senate has a spending bill coming up that, by the rules of the chamber, gets priority over other matters. Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) could propose a gaggle of amendments, and insist on a bunch of debate, and otherwise make a pest of himself. The House could also play a role here. When the fill to fund the government comes up shortly, suppose House Democrats insert a provision that no judicial appointments may be considered by the Senate within 90 days of a federal election.
  • Court Packing: This is the one that everyone’s going to be talking about for weeks and weeks. Assuming the Democrats get at least 50 seats plus the White House in November, and assuming they are willing to kill the Senate filibuster, and assuming they can keep their whole caucus unified behind such maneuvers, it is within the power of Congress to change the composition of the Supreme Court. They could pass a new Judiciary Act adding four more SCOTUS seats and reclaiming the majority on the Court, since a hypothetical President Biden would surely appoint four liberals. Oh, and note that the bill would have to pass both chambers, so this option is not available to McConnell as long as the Democrats control the House.Of course, court packing is fraught with difficulties. The fact that Franklin D. Roosevelt, one of the most talented politicians the world has seen, couldn’t get it done should be cause for significant pause. Further, if successful, it could initiate an “arms race” in which the Republicans would add a bunch of seats the next time they get control of the White House and both chambers of Congress. Court packing would also undermine the integrity of the Court, and could plausibly alienate some significant portion of the voting public.If the Democrats travel this path, they may want to go with some milder version. It’s pretty clear that the Supreme Court approval process is broken, as myriad problems unanticipated by the Founding Parents have presented themselves. The Democrats could try to rally support for “commonsense” reforms, perhaps even adopted via constitutional amendment. Mandatory retirement ages, or SCOTUS term limits (20 years?), or clearer rules for when and how nominees may be considered are all possibilities. It’s worth noting that the process of electing senators was completely overhauled, under similar circumstances, in 1913.
  • Lawsuit: Nobody seems to be discussing this option, but this is where we think the real opportunity is for Team Blue. Let’s start with a couple of absurd examples. Imagine that McConnell declares that all deliberation on SCOTUS nominees will be done in the men’s locker room of the Senate gym. Or maybe he says deliberation will be done in six feet of water, such that only members 6’4″ or taller will be able to breathe. These things, if they did happen, would be obvious abuses of his discretionary authority as Senate Majority Leader. Put another way, McConnell has a lot of power, but there are limits to what he can do, over and above what is spelled out in the rules of the Senate.Meanwhile, keep in mind that in the Senate, precedents are binding. It has always been this way because the very first senators and representatives operated in the tradition of the English parliament and of English common law. This fact is what makes the filibuster-killing “nuclear option” possible; if the 60-vote filibuster is overturned once on a point of order (which requires just 51 votes), then a new precedent is established and it’s overturned forever.Taking these things together, the Democrats could argue that when he applied the McConnell Rule to Merrick Garland, the Majority Leader established a precedent that is just as binding as an actual Senate rule. Senate Parliamentarian Elizabeth MacDonough might (or might not) be asked to weigh in, but she would likely agree. Either way, Senate Democrats could file a lawsuit in federal court arguing that by disregarding the McConnell Rule, McConnell is guilty of an abuse of his discretionary authority. It’s plausible that the Democrats might even prevail on the merits. More importantly, however, as we have learned many times in the past four years (see taxes, Donald Trump’s; subpoenas, congressional), it generally takes a while for the various levels of the Court system to make their rulings. Toss in the holiday season, when the courts are closed, and it’s entirely possible that such a lawsuit could run out the clock on Donald Trump’s term if he is not reelected.

I do not see these as either/or tactics, I think that some combo of all of these things might be in our battle plans. And I will add one more possibility to the Parliamentary Tricks bullet: impeachment also takes precedence over all other Senate business; take your pick:

  • Kavanaugh
  • Barr
  • Trump, redoux

Write to Jerry Nadler, it is long past time for Kavanaugh to face a jury for lying to us during his confirmation hearing. It’s the Chicago Way:

“If you open the can on these worms you must be prepared to go all the way because they’re not gonna give up the fight until one of you is dead… Do you want to know how to get Capone? You’ve got to do it the Chicago Way. He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one o’ yours to the hospital, you send one o’ his to the morgue. That’s the Chicago way. And that’s how you get Capone.”

They fuck a rat, we have to rat-eff ’em back.

But back to Mitch.

This is a battle between us and McConnell, don’t get confused over who the target is. We need an asymmetrical fight, and as he is up for re-election (and I think leading by 8 points), we need to do whatever we can to help Amy McGrath unseat him. Send donations to her. Be sure to let McConnell know you’ve done this. In spite of his reputation as not caring he gets spooked during elections. Spook him some more.

Also in asymmetry: we should go after the very corrupt Elaine Chao and her family of grifters. That Chao uses her office to benefit Mitch is indisputable; that she and her family have benefited from her office is also beyond doubt. Again: Investigate the shit out of her. Contact Rep. Peter DeFazio on who chairs the United States House Committee on Transportation and Infrastructure.

The point is, we have to hit McConnell on as many fronts as possible and keep him off-balance and off his game.

The GOP’s only path to stealing another SCOTUS seat goes right through Mitch, he is our target. Everything else is wasting time.


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Yesterday began Jewish New Year (Shana Tova).

Before learning that Big RBG, one of the most extraordinary and important women in history, and many of our lives, died, it was a vicious gut punch. I never thought she’d die — WAIT. To me, she was invincible. While her legacy reflects that, we need her now, just as much as we’ve always needed her.

RBG’s greatest passion was the law- fighting for women and civil rights, equality in every way for every American. She was exquisitely authentic, and NOT to be underestimated. Every time she was, RBG knew it and responded accordingly.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg, the Great Equalizer

RBG Documentary on Amazon

I am not resigned to the shutting away of loving hearts in the hard ground.
So it is, and so it will be, for so it has been, time out of mind:
Into the darkness they go, the wise and the lovely.  Crowned
With lilies and with laurel they go; but I am not resigned.

Lovers and thinkers, into the earth with you.
Be one with the dull, the indiscriminate dust.
A fragment of what you felt, of what you knew,
A formula, a phrase remains,—but the best is lost.

The answers quick and keen, the honest look, the laughter, the love,—
They are gone.  They are gone to feed the roses.  Elegant and curled
Is the blossom.  Fragrant is the blossom.  I know.  But I do not approve.
More precious was the light in your eyes than all the roses in the world.

Down, down, down into the darkness of the grave
Gently they go, the beautiful, the tender, the kind;
Quietly they go, the intelligent, the witty, the brave.
I know.  But I do not approve.  And I am not resigned.

— Edna St. Vincent Millay

2020 can suck my fucking ovaries. I’m done. I’ve had it.

I’ve got to get back to vomiting. Big RBG’s death sent me over the edge.

Mother fucker.

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Bad Packaging, Cont.

Onion relish so good it’s a crime?

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs

Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein wishes us a happy Rosh Hashanah!

Well, L’Shana Tova to you too, Josh!

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I hate 2020.

More later. I just cannot deal.

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Claim Chowder Served

Lord Love A Duck, what we suspected was true:

U.S. Admits That Congressman Offered Pardon to Assange If He Covered Up Russia Links

-Republican congressman Dana Rohrabacher offered Assange the deal in 2017, a year after the emails that damaged Hillary Clinton had been published.

LONDON—Lawyers representing the United States at Julian Assange’s extradition trial in Britain have accepted the claim that the WikiLeaks founder was offered a presidential pardon by a congressman on the condition that he would help cover up Russia’s involvement in hacking emails from the Democratic National Committee.

Jennifer Robinson, a lawyer, told the court that she had attended a meeting between Assange, then Republican Congressman Dana Rohrabacher, and pro-Trump troll Charles Johnson at Assange’s hide-out, the Ecuadorian embassy in London, on August 15, 2017.


I’m not surprised at this, but the question remains: was Rohrabacher working for Putin or Comrade Stupid when he did this (and well, does that make material difference)?


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Midday Palate Cleanser


Those jerks read Gulliver’s Travels!

Run, Max, run!

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‘It’s Floriduh, Jake’

Trump in Puerto Rico: The quicker fucker-upper

Three years and an up-coming election later:

Trump administration announces $13 billion in additional aid to Puerto Rico

The Trump administration on Friday announced $13 billion in additional aid to Puerto Rico to help with rebuilding in the aftermath of 2017’s Hurricane Maria…

In the three years since the storm made landfall, the rebuilding process has been slow and costly. In November 2018, White House officials told congressional leaders and appropriators that the President did not want any additional relief funding sent to the island.

I guess the deal to swap it for Greenland is off the table, huh?

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Happy Birthday Ben Carson

Bennie ‘The Blade’ Carson

Bennie-the-Blade is 69 today, and he plans to celebrate with a birthday cake milled from grains from an egyptian pyramid storage facility, probably.

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And Now Live, From the State Fair

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