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Tucker Carlson

As we say around MPS, Punching a nazi is a good thing.

You know what else is a good thing? Shouting “Fuck you” at Tucker Carlson is a good thing. We are all about the free speech here.

Guess He’ll just have to stay at home and have Swanson TeeVee Dinners.#LetThePunishmentFitTheCrime https://t.co/N14eKGqj86

— TenGraves (@Tengrain) October 15, 2018

Carlson said on a National Review podcast that he was “not a restaurant guy anymore,” because people have been shouting curses at him in public. There is no reason that Tucker Carlson, or Kirstjen Nielsen, or Ted Cruz, or Sarah Huckabee Sanders should ever again be able to dine in public without hearing from We The People. (It’s not like we shaved their heads and marched them through the streets so decent people could spit on them…)

The Hollywood Reporter:

“I can’t really go to a lot of restaurants anymore because I get yelled at,” he said on a National Review podcast released Monday. “I don’t feel threatened, but having someone scream, ‘Fuck you!’ at a restaurant, it just wrecks your meal.”

So clearly, this is an effective way of protesting hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and Black Studies scholar Fox News’ own Tucker Carlson, and we should avail ourselves of every opportunity to tell Tucker to go fuck himself.

“Here’s your change Mr. Carlson. Go fuck yourself, ” or, “Here’s your dry cleaning Mr. Carlson, go fuck yourself, ” or “Tickets please, Mr. Carlson, now go fuck yourself,” and my personal favorite, “Have a nice day, except you Mr. Carlson, you can fuck right off.”

Now, I am not suggesting that anyone threatens Tucker with physical harm, no menacing, no touching, no pounding inanimate objects around him. That would be bad, and more importantly, that would be illegal

But shouting “Fuck you” at him is a pretty good, legal way to make your outrage known.

Tucker has a gigantic platform that he uses to broadcast hate and disinformation directly into the homes of Possum Hollar, who eat it up like a TeeVee Dinner. (See what I did there?) You could ask ol’ Tucker why he repeats white nationalists/supremacists talking points on his show. He won’t answer you, of course, but you can ask him, loudly, until one of you has to leave the joint. Hint: Tucker will wanna leave. And of course, remember to tell Tucker to Fuck Off as one of you leaves. Manners count.

If Carlson wants to enjoy a steak at any restaurant of his choice, he can stop saying trash on TeeVee. Tucker is, of course, protected by the First Amendment and can say all racist shit he wants on his show, and you are protected by the First Amendment when you tell him, loudly and in public to FUCK OFF.