News Briefs

News you can use all day

Mooselini tosses fresh word salad, and maybe threatens Senate run (haha, that would be too much work, but she’ll get some money from her rubes).

  • Mooselini defends Cruz against her employer - Alaska’s part-time Governor and full-time Grifter Sarah Palin tweets:

  • This is what Mooselini is defending - High-pitched whine Ted Cruz continues to evolve his position on shutting down the government over Obamacare:

    “If Harry Reid kills the bill in the Senate, the House should hold its ground, and should begin passing smaller continuing resolutions, one department at a time,” Cruz explained. “It should start with a continuing resolution focused on the military.”

    “Send it over, see if Harry Reid is willing to shut down the military,” he quipped.

    Oh, yeah. This will work. (Raw Story)

  • Meanwhile, in Texas - All the GOP candidates in Texas are standing firm against gay people (LGBTQ Nation)

Just Lounging Around

Scissorheads - please welcome to the blog a new contributor, Axel Grease. Please give Axel the same warm and thoughtful welcome for which the incorrigible band of spitballers is so well known. –Regards, Tengrain

As a new contributor to the world of MPS – thinking is hard.

So is campaigning – running for President, possibly running for Senate and of course quitting your governor’s job are all just so hard.  With all that taxing sometimes you just have to lay back and enjoy a nice jacuzzi.

The Lyin’, the Witch, and the RNC Wardrobe

Mooselini is going to campaign for No’Donnell in Delaware:

Palin told Fox News’ Sean Hannity that she would “absolutely” go to Delaware on O’Donnell’s behalf.

“You’re going to go campaign for her, I recently heard,” Hannity said in the interview.

“Yeah, absolutely,” Palin replied. “I’m honored to, I’m excited about it.”

This ought to be stellar, two pathelogical liars/grifters on stage at the same time, competing for attention.

Mooselini: Winning Hearts and Minds

I don’t watch the teevee machine, and so I have missed out on the bump and grind that America’s Favorite Abstinence Educator and Unwed Teenage Mother, Bristol Palin does every week to sell cornflakes and whatnot for her corporate sponsor. That said, we have important news from the ever vigilant Patriots who do watch Dancing with the Stars:

It seems that when Mooselini made her appearance on Jitterbugger Today, she was pretty solidly boo’ed by the crowd. Later, her flacks and spinners said that the booing was for Jennifer Grey’s score (which seems odd, because I’m told she won the Lambada-for-God Dance-A-Thong, so why were they booing). Anyway, Mooselini does her usual word salad thing and cannot say that she’s rooting for her own spawn. And as always, she brought along her own Liz Cheney in training, Pipette, to be her human shield.

As we always note here at MPS, Pipette is the one to watch out for – she’s going to be the one to follow in her mother’s Naughty Monkeys, or to snap and wipe out a row of onlookers, Todd-like.