As you may recall, these advanced directives were Mooselini’s infamous Death Panels. I’m really worried that we will have to change Jeb’s MPS sobriquet from The Smart Bush back to the more undeniably accurate NotChimpy.
Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin has gone missing from her internet channel ($9.95/month, bitches!) for the past 10 days.
Last seen grifting the rubes.
“Gov. Sarah Palin possesses a unique ability to speak directly to the American people,” American Conservative Union Chairman Matt Schlapp said in a statement Wednesday announcing her appearance.
Well, that was insulting.
OK, one of my resolutions was to keep posts about Mooselini to a minimum, and I already had one yesterday and it looks like this is another:
And this, my friends is from the very conservative Fox-like UK Daily Mail. But what I love about this headline more than anything else is that the teleprompters have come back to bite Wingnuttia in the ass.
I debated putting up another Sarah Palin because I hate rewarding grifters. But when I listened to Mooselini’s free-verse Poetry Slam I stopped fighting it.
I should have seen this one coming: Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin responds to criticism of posting Trig, the likable Palin® standing on the back of—and I’m not making this up—Jill Hadassah, the family dog.
It’s odd that anyone—let alone a mother—would find it appropriate to post such a thing, with no apparent sympathy for the dog in the photo. Then again, PETA, along with everyone else, is used to the hard-hearted, seeming obliviousness of this bizarrely callous woman, who actually thought it appropriate to be filmed while turkeys were being slaughtered right behind her in full view of the camera.
…And so Mooselini felt compelled to reply, and lay the blame squarly at the feet of: The Kenyan Usurper for some reason:
Chill. At least Trig didn’t eat the dog.
Or maybe it’s Ellen DeGeneres’s fault:
Hey, by the way, remember your “Woman of the Year”, Ellen DeGeneres? Did you get all wee-wee’d up when she posted this sweet picture? http://conservatives4palin.com/2015/01/peta-woman-year-posts-photo-child-standing-dog.html Hypocritical, much?
Naw, it’s the Kenyan’s fault:
Did you go as crazy when your heroic Man-of-Your-Lifetime, Barack Obama, revealed he actually enjoyed eating dead dog meat?
OK, I’m getting dizzy with her blaming everyone. The point still remains that instead of doing something a real mom would do, like stopping Trig, or helping him reach the counter, Mooselini photographed it, and posted it on her Book of Faces. Yesterday some of her fans were appalled, what do they say today?
Keith Christenson Wow , I just read you post and some responses. The liberal left comments are laced with hatred toward you. I didnt realize just how vile they are to you and your family! I support you Sarah Palin. You’re spot on!
Melinda Pierce Garcia Think your amazing. I’m sure the dog was in heaven and loves your children playfulness. Stay you! Stay strong
Randy Karnes Give ’em hell, Sarah! And PLEASE run for President!!!!!
Donald Rhodes The only way you could make your loyal followers happier is to say that you will run for president.
You see, she came back swinging at her big, liberal detractors (PETA in this case). Y’all Qaeda loves to be the little victim fighting against the monolithic hippy under the bed. She (for some reason) also attacked the Kenyan, and for good measure attacked a godless lesbian, so it was all red meat for the mouthbreathers.
I think it is safe to say that this was move was planned from the Mooselini Outrage Factory. And her 15 minutes rolls-on.
UPDATE 1: PETA replies:
PETA simply believes that people shouldn’t step on dogs, and judging by the reaction that we’ve seen to Sarah Palin’s Instagram photo, we’re far from alone in that belief. Palin’s Facebook response shows us that she knows PETA about as well as she knows geography. Yes, we campaign against the Iditarod because when the dogs aren’t being driven—sometimes to death—most live chained or inside cages for their entire lives. And we’re a vegan organization, so we sit on pleather couches, wear stylish vegan kicks, and consider fish friends, not food. (Also, by the way, we just sent a case of vegan caviar to Vladimir Putin—and no, you can’t see his house from yours, Ms. Palin.) We have no reason to believe that the Palin companion animals aren’t ordinarily pampered, and we wish the entire family a peaceful and humane 2015.
It’s from Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin of course. She posted on her powerful facebook page a quick story about how you can turn every block into a stepping stone, and then posted pictures of Trigg the Likable Palin® using the family dog as a step stool to reach the counter.
What is clear is that Mooselini realized what was happening and took pictures instead of stopping the kid from possibly injuring the dog.
Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin has assembled from spare words she found around the turkey slaughter pen, another, um, essay?
Anyway, it seems that The Kenyan Usurper has insulted women by saying women should have better pay and that parents should have access to better daycare to keep their careers on track:
Sometimes, someone, usually mom, leaves the workplace to stay home with the kids, which then leaves her earning a lower wage for the rest of her life as a result. And that’s not a choice we want Americans to make.
So you can see how he was declaring a blood libel on Mooselini, who has 4 kids (or 5 kids, depending on who is counting) herself and 2 grandchildren (or 3 grandchildren, again depending on who is counting)!
And so now, without further ado, we bring her thesis statement:
Well that just takes the cake. Sure, Obama’s latest shot across the bow in his own “War on Women” is easily deflected by women like my friends and me testifying to the most precious, irreplaceable seasons of our lives when we were BLESSED to be “stay-at-home moms” (though I don’t remember any of us actually “staying home” in those busiest times of our children’s lives), but Friday’s jab deserves something right back nonetheless. On behalf of former and current stay-at-homers, including my girlfriends who still get together to bake cookies for the bake sale (see photos in my kitchen above), and volunteer to coach kids ball teams, and man the church’s food bank, and entertain latchkey kids, and all that other obnoxiously “housewifey” stuff, the President needs to be spanked.
I’d like to buy a vowel, please. The rest of the post is just as well-written and cogent.
And once again, we need to thank Grandpa Walnuts for bringing this moron to the nation’s attention and suggesting that she should be within one melanoma of the nuclear launch codes.
The Smoking Gun has the police report. Heh.
The reports list Bristol Palin, 23, as a suspect, her brother Track, 26, as a victim, and Sarah Palin and her husband Todd as witnesses. A third Palin child, 20-year-old Willow, is identified as a “person interviewed.”
According to cops, Bristol appeared “heavily intoxicated” during questioning, and claimed that she had confronted a woman who had pushed her sister. Bristol claimed that the party’s host was “calling her a cunt and slut” and that she was pushed to the ground and pulled “around on the grass by her feet.”
…and it get’s better.
And just a housekeeping note: I’m on a train heading into Oregon, so posting will be lite today).