Uncle Rick’s Old Fashioned Frothy Salad Dressing

Rick Santorum, who is perhaps the most sex-obsessed candidate to ever run for President, is poised for a big night (and wide stance) in Iowa. If the 2006 Pa. Senate contest loser (by 18 points) wants to keep the momentum (as opposed to his movement) into the next round of Gong Show contests – he is going to need A) Money B) Support

With that in mind, here is a sure fire way to raise that profile.  Santorum should immediately begin bottling, marketing and distributing his frothy mixture of yummy ingredients as Uncle Rick’s Frothy Salad Dressing – and use one of the best salad tossers in politics – Rick Perry – as his spokesperson.

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