Tag Archives: Pegginton Noonington

The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan was sipping her traditional Mai Tai (so refreshing, so sweet) at the bar at Chelsea’s Pier (her favorite new watering hole), when her arch-rival, the six-foot Nancy Reagan impersonator (“complete with 5 0’clock shadow, … Continue reading

Posted in anatomy of a column | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan, sitting at the chinoiserie writing desk (so chic, so Sotheby’s) enjoyed a refreshing sip of Mai Tai, picked up the quill and dipped it into the inkwell and began her annual Christmas Letter to … Continue reading

Posted in anatomy of a column | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan was in her new favorite bar, the odd little place where one could sometimes find Nancy Reagan impersonators (“complete with a five o’clock shadow, just like the real thing”) hosting Karaoke night. The barkeep … Continue reading

Posted in anatomy of a column | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan hung up the phone on room service and waited for the bell hop to bring her the bottle of Bacardi and other essential supplies she ordered. “Desperate times,” she said to no one there, … Continue reading

Posted in anatomy of a column | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

eggy Noonan decided that the new thrift of the Great Recession of 2007 was over and it was time to move on. She sold her little penthouse that she called the Aviary (so small, so chic) and moved to the … Continue reading

Posted in snark | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Noonington: Brown looks like an American

…white and male? Sweet Baby Jeebus! Are we saying that Mai Tais are not just for dinner? Peggington Noonington is crushing on Brown, slurring him all the way to third base, with a wink and a nod. (Hat tip: Scissorhead … Continue reading

Posted in snark | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

I’m giving up the hooch…

…because I just went over to DCap’s place, and I could swear I saw Peggington Noonington fly. That’s some bad bathtub gin…

Posted in snark | Tagged | Leave a comment

The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan awoke with a start at the podium of the study group she was leading at Harvard. The last thing she really remembered was a six-foot tall Nancy Reagan with a five o’clock shadow 86-ing … Continue reading

Posted in anatomy of a column | Tagged , , , | 11 Comments

The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan gave the barkeep the universal signal to bring her another round: she held her empty glass up, as if toasting him, shaking it from side-to-side. If Mai Tais had ice cubes in them, it … Continue reading

Posted in anatomy of a column | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment