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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan was splayed out, face-down, at peace with the floor of her office when the phone rang at the crack of eleven AM, and caused her to open one bleary, bloodshot eye. Wondering where the … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan stepped up to the open mic at The Chelsea Pier to tell her joke, cunning and short and cute. She had just heard it that morning as she was being frisked at her favorite … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan lifted her head up off the desk at the Aviary 2, the clever name she gave to her new Penthouse in the sky (so expansive, so chic), paperclips and sticky notes adhered to her … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

In today’s episode, Rupert Murdoch sends Peggington Noonington to sleep-away camp to teach punditry to some of his up-and-coming stable of, er, pundits. Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan was sipping her traditional Mai Tai (so refreshing, so sweet) at the bar at Chelsea’s Pier (her favorite new watering hole), when her arch-rival, the six-foot Nancy Reagan impersonator (“complete with 5 0’clock shadow, … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan, sitting at the chinoiserie writing desk (so chic, so Sotheby’s) enjoyed a refreshing sip of Mai Tai, picked up the quill and dipped it into the inkwell and began her annual Christmas Letter to … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan put the handset back in the cradle of her pink princess phone in the boudoir of the Aviary 2 (the upper east-side Penthouse she bought for nearly $2M in the spring, so spacious, so … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan completed watching the “Death Valley Days” marathon on her old black and white Philco television set in the back bedroom at the Aviary 2, the name she christened the new Penthouse (so large, so … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan was greeting her guests at her combined Halloween and Election Eve party. “Happy Halloween,” Noonan said as she opened the door to her Aviary II (so large, so chic, the new penthouse was). “Trick … Continue reading

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The World According to Peggington Noonington

Today, Nooner gives us a a sober look at the Teabaggers, and she rightfully sees that they are an effort to rehabilitate the Republicans. This much of her thesis is true. Chimpy McStagger really did screw the pooch and destroyed … Continue reading

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