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Shorter Noonan:

“The Republicans let Ronnie down, but the Dirty F***ing Hippies are still wrong on everything.” Dame Peggington Noonington of the Brooklynshire Nooningtons, royal scribe of Lord Rupert, doth say that the Iraq clusterf*** haven given offense to thine Republican sensibilities, … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column ne Carte, s’il-vous plaît,” Peggy Noonan said as the suave man in the dinner jacket sat down at the Baccarat table opposite her at Shel Addison’s Casino. Noonan tried to keep her cool as the man … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan awoke with a start and discovered to her chagrin that she was in a multiplex theater of some sort, about to watch a debased entertainment of some sort, and in her hand was a … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan lifted her head up off the desk at the Aviary 2, the clever name she gave to her new Penthouse in the sky (so expansive, so chic), paperclips and sticky notes adhered to her … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

In today’s episode, Rupert Murdoch sends Peggington Noonington to sleep-away camp to teach punditry to some of his up-and-coming stable of, er, pundits. Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan was sipping her traditional Mai Tai (so refreshing, so sweet) at the bar at Chelsea’s Pier (her favorite new watering hole), when her arch-rival, the six-foot Nancy Reagan impersonator (“complete with 5 0’clock shadow, … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan, sitting at the chinoiserie writing desk (so chic, so Sotheby’s) enjoyed a refreshing sip of Mai Tai, picked up the quill and dipped it into the inkwell and began her annual Christmas Letter to … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan put the handset back in the cradle of her pink princess phone in the boudoir of the Aviary 2 (the upper east-side Penthouse she bought for nearly $2M in the spring, so spacious, so … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan completed watching the “Death Valley Days” marathon on her old black and white Philco television set in the back bedroom at the Aviary 2, the name she christened the new Penthouse (so large, so … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan was greeting her guests at her combined Halloween and Election Eve party. “Happy Halloween,” Noonan said as she opened the door to her Aviary II (so large, so chic, the new penthouse was). “Trick … Continue reading

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