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Carrie Prejean: the bakery called, they want their cupcakes back

The infamous homophobe and decrowned/deflowered failed beauty queen, soft-core underaged porn actress, and shower-nozzle masturbation fetish-object of NOM’s lesbian-challenged unwed mother Maggie Gallagher, CARRIE PREJEAN is being sued to reimburse the Miss California Pageant for her boob job. (Hat tip: … Continue reading

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Take THAT, Maggie!

The nominal head of NOM (National Organization for Marriage, AKA the Pity Party), the homophobic Catholic and formerly unwed mother, infamous Dan Quayle-supporting Murphy Brown-bashing, and Chimpy’s ethically-challenged Flack for Hire, Maggie Gallagher, has another notch to add to her … Continue reading

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Maggie takes Manhattan! (or tries to)

Noted homophobe and outrageous beauty queen stalker, former single mother and shill for hire, Maggie Gallagher, the auture of the much-ridiculed Gathering Storm ad opposing marriage equality, and nominal president of NOM is now terrorizing New York about the dangers … Continue reading

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Another one bites the dust

Poor Maggie Gallagher, the formerly unwed mother and known beauty queen stalker, El Presidente for Life of the National Organization for Marriage (NOM aka the Pity Party, which may indeed be a front for the Mormon Church) is losing yet … Continue reading

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0 for 5, Maggie!

Failed civil rights denier and formerly unwed single mother, homophobe president of the failed social engineering non-profit, National Organization for Marriage, and noted auture of the highly mocked Gathering Storm ad, Maggie Gallagher might be finding herself and her organization … Continue reading

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NOM’s collateral damage control

Former unwed mother and shill-for-hire vulgarian homophobe president of NOM, and notorious beauty queen stalker, Maggie Gallagher, distances herself and the Pity Party from the Lolita-esque soft-core surgically enhanced Xristian Xrazy homophobe, Carrie Prejean: A number of media sources have … Continue reading

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Maggie Gallagher’s shower-nozzle masturbation fantasies continue!

Homophobic beauty queen stalker and notorious shill-for-hire, NOM’s own Maggie Gallagher probably fainted in the shower with the nozzle firmly grasped between her vice-like thighs when she learned that Carrie Prejean did nude modeling at the tender age of 17. … Continue reading

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Getting what you deserve, whether you deserve it or not

Known shill-for-hire and vicious homophobe, the life-long foe of Murphy Brown (and former single mother herself), Maggie Gallagher, continues to take no prisoners in her war for stupidity quest to deny civil rights to gays and lesbians. After stalking her … Continue reading

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NOM nominates nominally talented Sci-Fi writer to their BOD

President of the gay-phobic National Organization for Marriage (NOM), noted for being Chimpy’s shill for hire, and tireless foe of Murphy Brown, Maggie Gallagher, is pleased to announce that NOM suckered in another rube to their sad, dismal, and failing … Continue reading

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A storm has arrived (and NOM is scared s***less)

Perez “You dumb b—tch” Hilton is typical of the new face of the gay-marriage movement in America. (Joining Frank “you are all bigots” Rich among others). And I would like to nominate Miss California as the new face of the … Continue reading

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