Tag Archives: Glenn Beck

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Free-range conspiracy theorist Glenn Beck takes on the issue of the day: HRClinton’s Twitter followers: “She can’t even be honest about the fans on her social media sites. A study was done of her Facebook page. Again, we had to … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

In which we learn that Paris fashion is jealous of the House of Glenn Beck. Continue reading

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Your Three Martini Stupid Is Served, Glenn Beck

Protesting against Indiana’s We Dont Serve Your Kind law logically concludes at concentration camps, or at least so says free-range conspiracy theorist Glenn Beck:

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Glenn Beck: Preznint Maker!

Free-range conspiracy theorist and noted prepper-grifter Glenn Beck holds the keys to victory for Senator Ted Cruz—the man with Joe McCarthy’s good looks and Richard Nixon’s sweat glands—at least according to Beck: “I had a great conversation with Ted Cruz … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Free-range conspiracy theorist Glenn Beck tells us that if Net Neutrality is preserved that Apple and Microsoft will move out of the country. I suppose now we must add computer punditry to his MPS Honorific.

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The 3-Martini Stupid

Infectious Disease Expert and free-range conspiracy theorist Glenn Beck is only asking the difficult questions.

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

“Listen to me carefully, America. Listen to me. This may actually save your life someday. I want you to remember this: whatever the government says to do, don’t!” –Free-range conspiracy theorist Glenn Beck offering advice on Ebola-driven panic.

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Want Some Fries With Your Stupid?

I still fill sorry for Glenn Beck’s employees that they have to listen to him, even if he does know how to fix the V.A. in an hour.

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Here’s Your Eggs With a Side of Stupid

Free-range conspiracy theorist Glenn Beck promotes a charter school that uses happy-slaves Civil War fabulism as a text book: It’s a longish clip but Beck is at the peak of his midseason form.

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Here’s Your Eggs With a Side of Stupid

“[Children at the border] fleeing revolution. Imagine yourself, in 10 years, waiting at the Canadian border.” –Free-range conspiracy theorist Glenn Beck trying to drum up some empathy from Wingnuttia, and fomenting revolution at the same time.

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