Tag Archives: Christine O’Donnell

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Masturbation authority and renowned practitioner of the black arts Christine O’Donnell is not a witch. She is a stupid witch: The complaint, filed Monday, accuses the unsuccessful Republican Senate candidate from Delaware of using at least $20,000 in campaign donations … Continue reading

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Um, Chrissie, there are two “ells” in your name…

Jeebus.

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It’s Witchcraft!

“I’ve got Sean Hannity in my back pocket, and I can go on his show and raise money by attacking you guys.” –Christine NO’Donnell to GOP insiders, allegedly She done shrunk him to pocket-sized! (HuffPo)

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The Lyin’, the Witch, and the RNC Wardrobe

Mooselini is going to campaign for No’Donnell in Delaware: Palin told Fox News’ Sean Hannity that she would “absolutely” go to Delaware on O’Donnell’s behalf. “You’re going to go campaign for her, I recently heard,” Hannity said in the interview. … Continue reading

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She comes by it honestly…

No’Donnell’s father was only a part time Bozo the Clown: “Who told you I was Bozo?” he wanted to know. “Your son,” I said, at which point he confirmed that yes, he was Bozo, but not an official, full-time certified … Continue reading

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“…and rub my tummy at the same time?!”

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Inflated Resumés, cont.

Whoopsie! It seems No’Donnell did not attend Claremont Graduate University, either. That said she did receive a fellowship from a conservative think tank named the Claremont Institute, also in Claremont, CA. This was for her ground-breaking work in the war … Continue reading

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Inflated Resumés

America’s Virgin Teabagging Princess, the scourge of Onanists everywhere, and honorary Samantha Stevens, Christine O’Donnell is a learned woman. She has proudly posted her c.v. online (that’s how Brits spell resumé), and we use this peculiar bit of British terminology … Continue reading

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“I do NOT…”

AP “…flick the bean constantly.”

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The Monkeys called…

…they said we are reponsible for Christine No’Donnell, not them.

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