It’s Witchcraft!

“I’ve got Sean Hannity in my back pocket, and I can go on his show and raise money by attacking you guys.”

–Christine NO’Donnell to GOP insiders, allegedly

She done shrunk him to pocket-sized!


The Lyin’, the Witch, and the RNC Wardrobe

Mooselini is going to campaign for No’Donnell in Delaware:

Palin told Fox News’ Sean Hannity that she would “absolutely” go to Delaware on O’Donnell’s behalf.

“You’re going to go campaign for her, I recently heard,” Hannity said in the interview.

“Yeah, absolutely,” Palin replied. “I’m honored to, I’m excited about it.”

This ought to be stellar, two pathelogical liars/grifters on stage at the same time, competing for attention.

She comes by it honestly…

No’Donnell’s father was only a part time Bozo the Clown:

“Who told you I was Bozo?” he wanted to know.

“Your son,” I said, at which point he confirmed that yes, he was Bozo, but not an official, full-time certified Bozo, more of a part-time Bozo.

Just like his daughter. The rubber nose falls not far from the tree. Or something.


Inflated Resumés, cont.

Whoopsie! It seems No’Donnell did not attend Claremont Graduate University, either. That said she did receive a fellowship from a conservative think tank named the Claremont Institute, also in Claremont, CA. This was for her ground-breaking work in the war on masturbation.

Maybe for my next resumé update, I can list all the prestigious schools I never attended, too, to fight the scourge of Onanism! Thanks for the tip, Christine!


Inflated Resumés

America’s Virgin Teabagging Princess, the scourge of Onanists everywhere, and honorary Samantha Stevens, Christine O’Donnell is a learned woman. She has proudly posted her c.v. online (that’s how Brits spell resumé), and we use this peculiar bit of British terminology because No’Donnell is a proud alumnus of Oxford University, where she claims to have taken a class.

As Greg Sargent shows us, Chrissy claims the following as her education bonifides…

Christine O’Donnell’s Education

Fairleigh Dickinson University 1989 — 1993

Claremont Graduate University

Constitutional Government

University of Oxford

“Post Modernism in the New Millennium”

…except for one thing, the University of Oxford didn’t run the program, didn’t teach it, didn’t grade it, didn’t anything-it. They rented some space to mail-order for-profit diploma factory, Phoenix Institute. Maybe she though no one would notice?

So… did No’Donnell go to Oxford or not?

As Big Dawg once said, it depends upon what the definition of is, is.

“Kids are not dogs in heat”

Here it is: No’Donnell telling everyone that she wants to stop the entire country from having sex. And incase you think this is some relic from a long ago broadcast, it is actually from 2003.

I love the dogs-in-heat line, which shows she clearly does not understand the adolescent male. Or any other age male.

(Greg Sargent)