Masturbation authority and renowned practitioner of the black arts Christine O’Donnell is not a witch. She is a stupid witch:
The complaint, filed Monday, accuses the unsuccessful Republican Senate candidate from Delaware of using at least $20,000 in campaign donations for rent and utility payments at a townhouse where she lived and worked during her 2010 campaign. Also named in the civil complaint are her campaign committee and Matt Moran, a campaign treasurer.
So what is her defense against such scurrilous charges? Facebook.
Besides denying the allegations, O’Donnell said she plans to try to use her name recognition and Tea Party ties to raise money for a legal defense fund and to hire investigators to look into the operations of the FEC and other federal agencies.
“It doesn’t matter if you’re liberal, conservative, Republican or Democrat, or even a member of the media—abuse of government power affects us all,” O’Donnell wrote in a Facebook post. “It’s time to fight back, and that is what I am doing.”
OK, so why does this news make her a stupid witch, you ask?
She said she has rejected FEC offers to settle the matter with no penalties because it would mean that she would have to admit being guilty of something she didn’t do.