How Much Is that McConnell In The Window?

Chinless Mitch explains the birds and bees, or what he is about to do to the country?

Chinless Mitch explains the birds and bees, or what he is about to do to the country?

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell took off his low heels and put on his ‘ho heels to talk to the Koch Brothers:

So in the House and Senate, we own the budget. So what does that mean? That means that we can pass the spending bill. And I assure you that in the spending bill, we will be pushing back against this bureaucracy by doing what’s called placing riders in the bill. No money can be spent to do this or to do that. We’re going to go after them on healthcare, on financial services, on the Environmental Protection Agency, across the board (inaudible). All across the federal government, we’re going to go after it…

…And we’re not going to be debating all these gosh darn proposals. That’s all we do in the Senate is vote on things like raising the minimum wage (inaudible)—cost the country 500,000 new jobs; extending unemployment—that’s a great message for retirees; uh, the student loan package the other day, that’s just going to make things worse, uh. These people believe in all the wrong things.

The Nation has an audio recording of amply be-chinned Mitch telling the Kochs, essentially, what he can do for them. Retail politics indeed.