Tag Archives: Carrie Prejean

NOM: “Carrie who?”

Yes, the inevitable has happened: Ethics-challenged Homophobe, former unwed mother and known beauty queen stalker, El Presidente for Life of the failed social engineering non-profit National Organization for Marriage (NOM, which may be a front for the Mormon Church), Chimpy’s … Continue reading

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MPS Exclusive!

Carrie Prejean’s recycling bin! UPDATE 1: Vivid Entertainment has the, um, tapes and is seeking permission to distribute them. (link to Gawker). I think officially this means Pissed in NYC wins the lotto, and we all have to buy her … Continue reading

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Topless Xristian Sensation has hairy palms…

…and if CARRIE PREJEAN, The topless Xristian sensation and infamous finger-banging soft-core underaged porn actress, homophobic decrowned/deflowered failed beauty queen, and shower-nozzle masturbation fetish-object of Maggie Gallagher, keeps this up, she’ll need glasses, too: Now a RadarOnline.com investigation has uncovered … Continue reading

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Infamous topless Xristian sensation walks off

Yes, last night on The Living Museum of ’80s Power Suspenders, our favorite augmented failed beauty queen and self-proclained martyr, CARRIE PREJEAN, The topless Xristian sensation and infamous finger-banging soft-core underaged porn actress, homophobic decrowned/deflowered failed beauty queen, and shower-nozzle … Continue reading

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Carrie Prejean: the bakery called, they want their cupcakes back

The infamous homophobe and decrowned/deflowered failed beauty queen, soft-core underaged porn actress, and shower-nozzle masturbation fetish-object of NOM’s lesbian-challenged unwed mother Maggie Gallagher, CARRIE PREJEAN is being sued to reimburse the Miss California Pageant for her boob job. (Hat tip: … Continue reading

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Maggie bleats on-and-on on gay marriage (again)

Poor Maggie Gallagher. The homophobic Xristian and formerly unwed mother, Chimpy’s notoriously ethics-challenged hack-for-hire and the nominal president of NOM (AKA the Pity Party), she who fetishized failed beauty queen and topless Xristian-lite-porn model sensation, Carrie Prejean, into early retirement, … Continue reading

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While Maggie Gallagher and NOM gently weeps

That noted Xristian and under-aged soft core porn model, the surgically augmented Carrie Prejean, Miss California and shower-nozzle masturbation and fetish object of the known beauty queen stalker, Maggie Gallagher,the titular head of the bigoted National Organization for Marriage (aka … Continue reading

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Gallagher goes missing!

Beauty queen stalker and noted homophobe, Maggie Gallagher, has announced that she is taking a few days off from the Pity Party and Hate Campaign. I want to announce: I will not be doing any major TV appearances over the … Continue reading

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NOM’s collateral damage control

Former unwed mother and shill-for-hire vulgarian homophobe president of NOM, and notorious beauty queen stalker, Maggie Gallagher, distances herself and the Pity Party from the Lolita-esque soft-core surgically enhanced Xristian Xrazy homophobe, Carrie Prejean: A number of media sources have … Continue reading

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Maggie Gallagher’s shower-nozzle masturbation fantasies continue!

Homophobic beauty queen stalker and notorious shill-for-hire, NOM’s own Maggie Gallagher probably fainted in the shower with the nozzle firmly grasped between her vice-like thighs when she learned that Carrie Prejean did nude modeling at the tender age of 17. … Continue reading

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