NOM: “Carrie who?”

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Yes, the inevitable has happened: Ethics-challenged Homophobe, former unwed mother and known beauty queen stalker, El Presidente for Life of the failed social engineering non-profit National Organization for Marriage (NOM, which may be a front for the Mormon Church), Chimpy’s shills for hire, the auture of the much-ridiculed Gathering Storm ad, Maggie Gallagher has scrubbed the taint of Carrie Prejean from the NOM website.

According to the Colorado Independent…

Carrie Prejean, the decrowned Miss California USA and darling of the Christian right, appears to have been scrubbed from the National Organization for Marriage website. The move comes in the wake of a TMZ interview with the man whom Prejean reportedly met through MySpace and had a four-day hotel fling with in 2007. He alleges Prejean sent a series of sex tapes to him over the next couple of years. It’s the latest chapter in the story of Prejean’s partygirl past, which keeps leaking into the public sphere, ruining what had been her budding career as a Christian-values conservative politics spokesperson.

Poor Maggie Gallagher, alone with her WaterPik, weeps in the shower.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)

MPS Exclusive!

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Carrie Prejean’s recycling bin!

UPDATE 1: Vivid Entertainment has the, um, tapes and is seeking permission to distribute them. (link to Gawker). I think officially this means Pissed in NYC wins the lotto, and we all have to buy her a beer.

Topless Xristian Sensation has hairy palms…

…and if CARRIE PREJEAN, The topless Xristian sensation and infamous finger-banging soft-core underaged porn actress, homophobic decrowned/deflowered failed beauty queen, and shower-nozzle masturbation fetish-object of Maggie Gallagher,
keeps this up, she’ll need glasses, too:

Now a RadarOnline.com investigation has uncovered that there are SEVEN more “biggest mistakes” of her life – all of them solo performances, just like the one sex tape that the religious beauty queen has admitted to. And there are 30 photos of Carrie, most topless, some showing everything, and most taken by Carrie using her reflection in a mirror.

Infamous topless Xristian sensation walks off

Yes, last night on The Living Museum of ’80s Power Suspenders, our favorite augmented failed beauty queen and self-proclained martyr, CARRIE PREJEAN, The topless Xristian sensation and infamous finger-banging soft-core underaged porn actress, homophobic decrowned/deflowered failed beauty queen, and shower-nozzle masturbation fetish-object of Maggie Gallagher, told Larry King he was being inappropriate for asking about why she was dismissing her lawsuit, and then indignantly prepares to storm offset, and then oddly stops and sits there.

But wait! There’s free Ginzu knives to be had in today’s update: Carrie Prejean’s ex-boyfriend — the guy to whom she sent the XXX solo video — tells TMZ Carrie and company called him last week and tried getting him to “lie” and say she was 17 when she shot the video.

She’s just the model of conservative women and Xristian piety, ain’t she?

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)

UPDATE 1: ha! Prejean speaks to Christianity Today:

Q: You wrote that you don’t regret getting breast implants. Have you ever wondered whether it might be incompatible with your Christian faith?

No, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with getting breast implants as a Christian. I think it’s a personal decision. I don’t see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn’t get breast implants.

Carrie Prejean: the bakery called, they want their cupcakes back

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The infamous homophobe and decrowned/deflowered failed beauty queen, soft-core underaged porn actress, and shower-nozzle masturbation fetish-object of NOM’s lesbian-challenged unwed mother Maggie Gallagher, CARRIE PREJEAN is being sued to reimburse the Miss California Pageant for her boob job.

(Hat tip: Moeman)

Maggie bleats on-and-on on gay marriage (again)

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Poor Maggie Gallagher. The homophobic Xristian and formerly unwed mother, Chimpy’s notoriously ethics-challenged hack-for-hire and the nominal president of NOM (AKA the Pity Party), she who fetishized failed beauty queen and topless Xristian-lite-porn model sensation, Carrie Prejean, into early retirement, feels that she was almost trapped, Trapped, TRAPPED into what Mooselini calls Gotcha Journalism. But using her slow wits, she managed to decline her tormentor’s questions, but then blogged her answer, anyway, at the Blog at Poo Corner, the most intellectually dishonest spot on the innernets, where she knew that no one would question her.

Steve Chapman, of the Chicago Tribune asks a simple question of the foes of marriage equality, make a prediction about what will happen in states that allow same-sex marriage — “…to make simple, concrete predictions about measurable social indicators — marriage rates, divorce, out-of-wedlock births, child poverty, you name it.”

Now, considering that is a pretty open-ended question, and is exactly the sort of soapbox that Gallagher usually gets on and brays endlessly about how marriage equality is the end of the world as we know it, it seems surprising that she would “politely decline” to answer. (And in fairness to her colleagues in hatred, none of them responded…)

But then, here’s her answer in her post at the Blog at Poo Corner:

In gay-marriage states, a large minority people committed to traditional notions of marriage will feel afraid to speak up for their views, lest they be punished in some way.

Public schools will teach about gay marriage.

Parents in public schools who object to gay marriage being taught to their children will be told with increasing public firmness that they don’t belong in public schools and their views will not be accomodated [sic] in any way.

Religous [sic] institutions will face new legal threats (especially soft litigation threats) that will cause some to close, or modify their missions, to avoid clashing with the government’s official views of marriage (which will include the view that opponents are akin to racists for failing to see same-sex couples as married).

Support for the idea “the ideal for a child is a married mother and father” will decline.

Aside from the typos, Maggies answer, oddly, is not the sort of measurable societal indicators that Chapman was asking for. Those are the scare tactic responses, which in all honesty are boiled down to this: if you allow marriage equality, then we who want to discriminate against gays and lesbians will have no where to go.

See? I told you the Blog at Poo corner is the most intellectually dishonest spot on the innernets.

While Maggie Gallagher and NOM gently weeps

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That noted Xristian and under-aged soft core porn model, the surgically augmented Carrie Prejean, Miss California and shower-nozzle masturbation and fetish object of the known beauty queen stalker, Maggie Gallagher,the titular head of the bigoted National Organization for Marriage (aka “the Pitty Party”), has been stripped of her crown and essentially fired.

Prejean was not fired, as you might imagine for the porno-shoots, not for the outspoken-ness of her bigoted ways, but for breech of contract. Prejean it seems found being a beauty queen too taxing for her to do in addition to her rightwing activities and missed too many promotional appearances to keep the title.

Oh, Maggie: this is another fail:

Gallagher goes missing!

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Beauty queen stalker and noted homophobe, Maggie Gallagher, has announced that she is taking a few days off from the Pity Party and Hate Campaign.

I want to announce: I will not be doing any major TV appearances over the next few days, because this is Carrie’s moment and she and her people should decide who speaks on her behalf today and from now on… To the many major television producers who have asked me to appear today, let me say this: If by next week you are still interested in putting me on TV to ask about my, and the National Organization for Marriage’s, role in this cultural moment, I will be happy to be back on the air debating my critics, and the critics of those who support marriage.

– Maggie Gallagher

Is it a coincidence that Gallagher’s announcement comes on the heels of famous Xristian soft-core surgically-enhanced porn star Carrie Prejean’s latest topless pictures (“New and improved! Now with nipples!”) were released on the web? Maggie, you’ll go blind!

NOM’s collateral damage control

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Former unwed mother and shill-for-hire vulgarian homophobe president of NOM, and notorious beauty queen stalker, Maggie Gallagher, distances herself and the Pity Party from the Lolita-esque soft-core surgically enhanced Xristian Xrazy homophobe, Carrie Prejean:

A number of media sources have described Carrie Prejean as a spokesperson for the National Organization for Marriage.

As we made clear at our press conference yesterday: Carrie appeared with NOM as a private citizen; she does not work for the National Organization for Marriage. She is a spokesperson for her own views, as anyone watching her can tell.

We are grateful to Carrie Prejean for her willingness to stand up for marriage. We would love to work with Carrie in the future if she chooses, and we wish her well in all her future endeavors whatever she chooses. We’re proud of her. Americans are proud of her. She is a remarkable young woman. Thank you, Carrie.

It should be noted that NOM has pulled the ads featuring Prejean, and the Miss California pageant officials are looking into whether or not Prejean has violated her contract — on many clauses it seems.

Maggie Gallagher’s shower-nozzle masturbation fantasies continue!

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Homophobic beauty queen stalker and notorious shill-for-hire, NOM’s own Maggie Gallagher probably fainted in the shower with the nozzle firmly grasped between her vice-like thighs when she learned that Carrie Prejean did nude modeling at the tender age of 17.

The post-modern Anita Bryant, Prejean, had this to say:

I am a Christian, and I am a model. Models pose for pictures, including lingerie and swimwear photos. Recently, photos taken of me as a teenager have been released surreptitiously to a tabloid Web site that openly mocks me for my Christian faith. I am not perfect, and I will never claim to be.

Prejean does not say if her Xristian imperfections lead to her boob job.

(Hat tip: JC Christian via Twitter)