You guys know I loved what Sadie Robertson did on Dancing with the Stars last season. She was true to her values and her faith the whole season, especially in these two dances. She also got attention for choosing modest and age appropriate costumes, that were still adorable and beautiful!
I guess she had some practice in working with wardrobe, since last year she partnered with Sherri Hill to bring out the “Sadie Robertson Live Original” line of prom dresses at the NY Fashion Week. Well, the news just hit… she’s doing more “daddy-approved” dresses this year!
I guess Sadie had nothing in Gorilla for Brisket that one could wear to a good beating, but maybe next year?
The reports list Bristol Palin, 23, as a suspect, her brother Track, 26, as a victim, and Sarah Palin and her husband Todd as witnesses. A third Palin child, 20-year-old Willow, is identified as a “person interviewed.”
According to cops, Bristol appeared “heavily intoxicated” during questioning, and claimed that she had confronted a woman who had pushed her sister. Bristol claimed that the party’s host was “calling her a cunt and slut” and that she was pushed to the ground and pulled “around on the grass by her feet.”
…and it get’s better.
And just a housekeeping note: I’m on a train heading into Oregon, so posting will be lite today).
Alaska’s part-time-governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin has taken to the might pages of her MyFace Place and acknowledged, sort of, the fight in Alaskastan:
My straight-shooter is one of the strongest young women you’ll ever meet. I have to say this as a proud mama: right up there with their work ethic and heart for those less fortunate, my kids’ defense of family makes my heart soar! As you can imagine, they and my extended family have experienced so many things (liberal media-driven) that may have crushed others without a strong foundation of faith, and I’m thankful for our friends’ prayer shield that surrounds them, allowing faith to remain their anchor. Thank you, prayer warriors! I love you!
So once again, the damn libtard media done them wrong. But what’s the media got to do with Brisket cold-clocking the host of the birthday party? Mooselini links to a post on Pathetic, er, Patheos where Brisket is a contributor. Let’s explore!
Aw… so sad.
I just read an article on Yahoo’s front page about my family.
According to some random reporter, my parents are getting divorced…
I find something new about my family every day!
So… um, as always, The Narcissus Borealis manages to make it all about herself. If I’m following Mooselini’s confused thoughts here, Brisket sucker-punched the host because she was mad at a Yahoo story implying that her folks were splitting. That makes as much sense as anything in her feverish brain, I suppose, because it proves once again that the Palins are victims.
I don’t watch the teevee machine, and so I have missed out on the bump and grind that America’s Favorite Abstinence Educator and Unwed Teenage Mother, Bristol Palin does every week to sell cornflakes and whatnot for her corporate sponsor. That said, we have important news from the ever vigilant Patriots who do watch Dancing with the Stars:
It seems that when Mooselini made her appearance on Jitterbugger Today, she was pretty solidly boo’ed by the crowd. Later, her flacks and spinners said that the booing was for Jennifer Grey’s score (which seems odd, because I’m told she won the Lambada-for-God Dance-A-Thong, so why were they booing). Anyway, Mooselini does her usual word salad thing and cannot say that she’s rooting for her own spawn. And as always, she brought along her own Liz Cheney in training, Pipette, to be her human shield.
As we always note here at MPS, Pipette is the one to watch out for – she’s going to be the one to follow in her mother’s Naughty Monkeys, or to snap and wipe out a row of onlookers, Todd-like.
Infamous Unwed Mother and Noted Abstinence Educator, former splash towel of The Mighty Hockey-stick Wielding Levi Johnston and daughter of Mooselini, Bristol Palin is now going to try to earn an honest living with her mouth. Presumably Bristol will be taking off them low heels and putting on them ho heels and not wearing the designer clothing that the GOP bought for her, but who knows what the Wasilla Chillbillies really did with the loot?