Hucklberry Hound’s wife…

Republican presidential hopeful, former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee and his wife Janet, greet audience members at a campaign rally early on caucus day in Grinnell, Iowa Thursday, Jan. 3, 2008. (AP Photo/Paul Sancya)
(AP Photo/Paul Sancya)

…shows that she “submits graciously to the servant leadership of her husband even as the church willingly submits to the headship of Christ.”

And then the mother ship…

Presidential candidate and former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee addresses supporters during a New Year's Eve Party in Des Moines, Iowa December 31, 2007. (Andy Clark/Reuters)
(Andy Clark/Reuters)

… took him back to the planet NutJobbia.

You know what they say about…

Republican presidential candidate and former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee (C) jogs with supporters in a local park in Des Moines, Iowa December 31, 2007. REUTERS/Andy Clark (UNITED STATES)
REUTERS/Andy Clark (UNITED STATES)

…yellow snow.

Huckabee says being gay is a choice.

There’s a difference between…

Republican presidential candidate former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani arrives in Hopkinton, New Hampshire December 22, 2007. (Adam Hunger/Reuters)
(Adam Hunger/Reuters)

…having a cancer and being one, Rudy.

Giuliani says he’s ‘cancer free’