Hey, It’s Porn Week at Family Research Council

Spanking just liked dear old dad

Tony Perkins wants you to help him beat off the threat of porn:

This week marks the White Ribbon Against Pornography (WRAP) week. Sponsored by the Porn Harms Coalition (of which FRC is a member), WRAP is designed to “educate the public on the harms from pornography and the many resources available to aid those affected.” In addition to crippling the lives of the women and men who participate in it, pornography scars those who view it. It’s well documented that pornography objectifies women, hurts marriage, increases infidelity, and can be as addictive as any hard drug.

I always hate mentioning this, but I remember when Camille Paglia pointed out quite correctly that gay male porn does not objectify women, nor is it violence against women, so absolute statements do not apply.

Anyway, Ol’ Tony will help you rid yourselves of your spank banks. Just send it to him.

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Jim Schneider of Voice of Christian Youth America, who seems a bit long in the tooth to be the spokesperson of Youth of any sort, has been thinking about pedophilia:

“Once you change that which is unchangeable, there’s no limit to how far you can go… What about an adult who says, ‘I want to marry this underage child. It’s discriminatory — I love this child, this child loves me, why can we not be married, that’s discriminatory.’”

Methinks Jim’s been thinking about pedo a little too much, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

Also, too: The blink of an eye? I cracked up at the 20-year blink.

Midday Palate Cleanser

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Today is UberKITTENS:

TODAY – UBER IS DELIVERING KITTENS ON DEMAND IN 7 CITIES [Austin, Chicago, DC, New York, Phoenix, San Francisco, and Seattle]!

HOW IT WORKS:

  1. Open your Uber app between 12 pm & 4 pm.
  2. Request the “KITTENS” option in your app. In NYC or DC? Enter promo code kittensnyc or kittensdc to unlock the option in your app.
  3. Once the kittens arrive, you and your friends will get to enjoy 15 minutes of kitten cuteness! PRO TIP: Make sure to have an enclosed space purrrfect for playtime! In New York City, kittens can only be delivered to offices.
  4. The best part? In most cities, kittens are eligible for adoption.

Regular readers know that I am firmly a member of Team Dog, but that doesn’t mean I am anti-cat; cats just don’t happen to be dogs. Cats make terrific pets, and if you are so inclined, UberKITTEN is a wonderful way to donate $30 to the SPCA and get your kitten-on, and perhaps find the little furball of your dreams.

Chick Digs Scott Walker

Hey ladies of Wisconsinistan, wall-eyed git Gov.Scott Walker hasn’t forgotten you, which is why his campaign suddenly put out this ad, featuring a lady:

Walker’s Lt. Governor, Rebecca Kleefisch, is herself a lady (whoddathunkit?), and she’s insulted that everyone is making such a big deal out of that time when Walker repealed the state’s equal pay law.

Oops.

Kleefisch also wants you to know that workplace discrimination will always be illegal under a Walker administration, you know, just like abortion rights.

Oops.

Um, Kleefisch also wants you to know that, “We want to create more opportunities for women to succeed,” just like that time when Scott Walker tried to destroy Public Sector workers, notably the Teachers and Nurses unions (which are overwhelmingly female), but left alone the mostly male police and firefighters unions.

Oops.

Some Stupid For Your Coffee?

Fox News resident psychological consultant (who may or may not be certified (!) and licensed to practice), Keith Ablow, is calling for an American Jihad, you know, to create a world-wide American Caliphate.

Jeb Bush, M.D.

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Honest to blog, Chimpy’s Crime Family has an exclusive on being stupid:

Jeb Bush: Obama ‘incompetent’ on Ebola

So let’s go in the Way-Back Machine to 2005 to visit with Not-Chimpy to recall his performance during the media circus around Terri Schiavo, you know, when he passed a law that would allow him to spirit the brain-dead woman away (with the help of FL Department of Law Enforcement apparatus) to an undisclosed location where her feeding tubes could be reinserted.

[Michael] SCHIAVO: That’s correct.

You know, it’s really uncomprehensible [sic] to think that a private family matter that has gone through the judiciary system for the past seven years — I mean, we’re talking all the way up to the United States Supreme Court — and for a governor to come into this without any education on the subject and push his personal views into this and have his Republican legislation pass laws so that this doesn’t happen.

He’s basically jumping right over the state court’s decision. We might as well not have any state courts.

But you know, he wasn’t incompetent grandstanding. The bottom line: If you see Jeb Bush with a thermometer, run for it!

Happy Hour News Briefs

News that will drive you to drink

Crazy Unkka Pat tells us why no one lives to biblical ages anymore, and this ought to set all of Y’all Qaeda’s hair on fire: Because of Climate Change (following the Great Flood).

The New Confederacy Follow-Up

St. Ronnie and Lee Atwater: together again

St. Ronnie and Lee Atwater: together again

Hey guys, remember that time when conservative columnist and former Reagan administration aide Douglas MacKinnon told Janet Medford that the Confederacy (less Texas because: Mexicans) should seceed again, and the resultant country should be called Reagan?

ME NEITHER!

OK, anyway, it looks like he’s been fired from the Tamp Tribune.

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Don Surber, who is the Charleston Daily Mail’s lone editorial columnist, writing in his personal blog:

“This summer I had an epiphany as I watched packs of racists riot in Ferguson, Missouri, in support of a gigantic thug who was higher than a kite when he attacked Ferguson Police Department Officer Darren Wilson, who unfortunately had to put this animal down.”

Which led to the inevitable apology:

“I made a factual error. Michael Brown was not an animal but a man. Big. Brutal. High. His death was a justifiable homicide and not a putting down.”

(Livewire)