Josh Duggar is missing from treatment center: report
Admitted serial sister-fondler and stripper-beater Josh Duggar has gone missing (or maybe never reported in) from Reformers Unanimous, where they were going to Yank-Away-His-Wank-Spank-Bank! Be careful, he is considered horny and dangerous!
“Today marks one full week since Josh Duggar was reported to have entered a rehab facility by the name of Reformers Unanimous, which is a facility that his parents, Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar have supported many times in the past. The statement by his parents did not name the treatment center that Josh was attending.”
So, wait a minute. Then you don’t know for sure that’s where Josh is keeping his Devil Hands, um, busy?
“…There is only one big problem with that assumption. Not a soul in Rockford, Illinois has actually spotted Josh Duggar among the individuals receiving treatment at RU. He hasn’t been seen coming or going from any of the mandatory church services at North Love Baptist Church. This is especially odd considering the rules at Reformers Unanimous posted on their website claim it would be a mandatory part of everyone’s recovery process at RU. There has been absolutely no sightings of Josh anywhere in Rockford or RU. No sightings at all.”
So why did anyone think he was there?
“Many of the media outlets seized upon Reformers Unanimous as the the treatment facility because of Jim Bob and Michelle’s involvement with the center. That, combined with the flight records of the Duggar‘s private plane showing a late night trip to Rockford, Illinois with a ten minute turn-around time between arriving at the Rockford airport and the aircraft departing for a return to the Springdale airport seemed to indicate that RU was where Josh would be serving out his long term ‘treatment’ for sex and pornography addiction.”
But we only have the infamous, lying word of the lying Duggars that roaming-hands Josh is in rehab and not down at the local strip club, working his pole, so to speak.
So: 1) Where is Josh? 2) What is the real nature of his re-hab 3) the Duggars have a private plane? After moaning about how broke they are since Josh screwed the pooch and got their show cancelled?