I’m like 80% certain that on the show, Lucy and Ricky had separate beds.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)
Rev. Fishsticks breaks the land-speed record for Godwin’s law. But on the positive side, I think we know what uniforms he’s into for CosPlay.
“Would you have a problem with American Christians saying, ‘Thank God, thank God’? That’s what they’re saying. Come on. Of course, they are Muslims, but they are moderates. And I guarantee you that they are moderates.”
–Grandpa Walnuts scolding The Dumb One on Petunia and Pals for his Islamophobic comment.
(Petunia and Pals) Here’s a shocker: Ann Coulter doesn’t like Obama or Democrats. Oh, and she’s peddling a book.
“So, I just beg to differ, I’m sure that with [Ingraham's] vast knowledge of military tactics and strategy, she knows better than me,” the Arizona senator added, cracking himself up with remark.
We can add Family Guy to the long list of excuses that Wingnuttia evokes when they try to explain their unpopularity:
I’m sort of lost in his pop-culture word salad. I think he just said that Conservatives are super-heroes, he wants to kill Gilligan, and that they are always the bad guys? So superheroes are the bad guys? So this is one of those alternate universe stories?
It is always about the packaging to them, if only they could get their message out to the mass culture, everyone would like them. If they could just find a lovable character—maybe a bunny—to take away women’s rights, or to tell gay people that they are going to burn in hell, or to explain why being a serf to corporate America is cool, then all would be well, and they will win elections until the end of time.
(Via Raw Story)
“I’m sure that our enemies are cheering now as a result of this decision.”
Former Senator –Traitor Joe, on Fox News (of course) talking about The Kenyan’s decision to seek Congressional approval instead of just attacking Syria. Traitor Joe is now a practicing attorney and frequently whispered candidate to replace Janet Napolitano at the Department of Homeland Security.
Oh, man, that’s too cool! My inner third-grader is totally diggin’ it.
Now start working on a way to bring the HotWheels back to the beginning!