Paul Ryan Popped Wood You Can See From Space

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Congressman Paul Ryan and his fellow selfish SOBs will all be pleased to learn that a previously lost and unpublished Ayn Rand novel has been discovered and will soon be available:

For the first time in more than 50 years, publishers are rolling out a new novel by the godmother of libertarianism, the previously unpublished Ideal. The book tells the story of a movie actress who is accused of murder.

Rand wrote the novel in her late 20s, but never published it, although at one point, she did write a stage adaptation, which will be included in the new edition along with the short novel.

The “objectivist” author’s works — particularly the novels The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged — have been held up by pro-business, anti-government zealots as exemplars of political fiction. Her acolytes praise her as one of the greatest minds of the 20th century and have made her, essentially, the patron saint of people who don’t tip.

(Raw Story — New ‘lost’ Ayn Rand novel will bring her crimes against literature to new generation of jerks, by David Ferguson, AKA T.Rex

And Now, A Theocracy Update

Oh, heaven fore fend that anyone’s religious sensibilities ever be hurt:

Michigan House approves Religious Freedom Restoration Act in party-line vote

Less anyone be confused, the religious freedom that was restored was instigated to protect Y’all Qaeda’s right to refuse to serve gay people, you know, if you have those deeply held religious beliefs.

The legislation was as a sweetener, a counter-balance as it were, for another bill that would include LGBT people into the non-discrimination definition for the state. Michigan did not approve LGBT people, but did approve the We Don’t Serve Your Kind law, so it was a kinda two-fer for Y’all Qaeda

But the good news is that now anyone of Religion A can now discriminate against anyone else for any reason, so long as they can prove it. I’m still waiting for the Bagel Place to refuse to sell to the Baptists.

…And That Was Just His Immediate Family

Romney Tweets Needed to be Approved by 22 People

Dogs know Willard

Dogs know Willard

Says Romney 2012 digital staffer Caitlin Checkett:

“So whether it was a tweet, Facebook post, blog post, photo — anything you could imagine — it had to be sent around to everyone for approval. Towards the end of the campaign that was 22 individuals who had to approve it… The digital team unfortunately did not have the opportunity to think of things on their own and post them… The downfall of that of course is as fast as we are moving it can take a little bit of time to get that approval to happen.”

I guess that’s a sign of The Willard Mechanism’s much ballyhoo’ed Bain Capital efficiency. Run the country like a corporation, he would.

Your Bottomless Mug of Stupid

Ship’em-all-back-to-where’ere-they-came advocate (ALIPAC) William Gheen has a simple 3-step plan to peacefully overthrow the Kenyan Usurper Barack HUSSEIN Obama and restore the United States:

It’s so simple! Why didn’t we think of it?

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Linda Harvey, author of Maybe He’s Not Gay and the cheerless cheerleader for the ex-gay reparative therapy movement, is calling for yet ANOTHER boycott of Macy*s because in 2011 they fired a self-righteous Christian worker for being rude to a transgendered customer. I guess she holds a grudge?

But then somehow she stumbled on the NYC Gay Pride Parade, and well, her blood just boiled!

This is why I have not been inside a Macys since 2011. I used to spend quite a bit of money during the holidays at our local Macys—but no longer. This decision was reinforced as I watched and photographed the huge Macys’ red star balloon flying high above the Columbus “gay” pride parade in both 2013 and 2014. The banner carried by the Macys’ employee group marchers read, “Pride and Joy.”

The star at Christmas is a compelling Christian symbol, evoking the story that means a lot to many of us this time of year. The wise men followed the Star of Bethlehem and worshipped before the infant Savior, Jesus Christ, and offered him priceless gifts worthy of the King of Kings.

I guess Linda forgot that Jeebus had two dads, and the godless commies had a red star, too. But whatevs, Linds, I’m sure your grim coin-operated followers will put Macy*s out of business this year. How are all the other boycotts going by the way?

(BarbedWire, the blog-like thingie of Matt Barber, the man who only thinks about hot, sweaty man-on-man sex with thighs like pistons that can pump all night.)

Pity Them: It’s That Time Of Year Again!

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When the Xristians, who as we all know are the most persecuted people in America, once again ask us to rate the Top 10 Anti-Christian Acts (of 2014). It’s like some kind of demented popularity contest.

As for me, I’m gonna vote for the Frosted Tips Twins having their never-shown HGTV show cancelled. Yes, in their strange belief system cancelling a show about flipping houses counts as Xristian persecution.

Jeebus weeps.