The Wit and Wisdom of D’Vorce D’Spousa

I missed this the other day, but look in awe as Fox News Megyn Kelly talks to convicted Felonious Film Maker and Would-Be Bigamist Dinesh D’Souza who says that America is a child-molester and The Kenyan Usurper is the goodie-two shoes who wants to protect the world.

Why does Fox News allow these drooling fuckknuckles on their shows? It boggles my mind that they would give these cretins air time.

Somewhere, Wayne LaPierre is Smiling

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The man accused of shooting two law enforcement members in California, including a Bureau of Land Management ranger, has had at least one previous run-in with law enforcement and has described himself as the target of a massive government conspiracy.

…because nothing is as good for gun sales as poking the Crazies with a stick, and now one of your Crazies decided to shoot at the Feds and Police.

The ammosexuals are ALL yours, GOP. You’ve gotta problem to solve. Get on it.

In Which Eiron, the Goddess of Irony…

…laughed so hard she farted:

“Rarely has a U.S. president been so wrong about so much at the expense of so many… Too many times to count, Mr. Obama has told us he is ‘ending’ the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan—as though wishing made it so. His rhetoric has now come crashing into reality.”

Liz Cheney has a winning smile.

Liz Cheney has a winning smile.

–The most important Deputy Assistant Secretary of State for Near Eastern Affairs in our nation’s history, maybe ever Liz Cheney, in the pages of the Wall Street Journal in an editorial written in collaboration with noted undead and unindicted War Criminal (“Daddy!”) Blam-Blam.

Here’s Your Eggs and a Hot Mug of Stupid

“It’s tyranny, it’s intolerance, it’s attack, it’s a form of slavery even, that you cannot even have freedom, the freedom of speech, the freedom of religion, and this is leading away from mere opposition to oppression with coming persecution.”

That is SPLC designated hate group Save California’s Randy Thomasson who is saying that his right to oppress others is being oppressed? We’ll go with that.

But let’s just dissect this a bit more: his freedom of speech is not oppressed (he’s on Janet Medford’s radio show (which I would find oppressive, but he seems pleased to be there, you know, talking), and he’s still whatever hateful form of Xristian Xrazy he always has been. That’s a strike-out there, pal.

benghazi! Benghazi! BENGHAZI!!1! Truthers Want a Cookie

Honest-to-Blog, there is no making these people happy.

UPDATE: Ha-ha!

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“What he did in the period just before the attack has remained unclear. But Mr. Abu Khattala told other Libyans in private conversations during the night of the attack that he was moved to attack the diplomatic mission to take revenge for an insult to Islam in an American-made online video,” Times reporter David Kirkpatrick wrote in a story on Khattala on Tuesday.

Happy Hour News Briefs

News that will drive you to drink

Rev. Fishsticks agrees: Sharia is better than what we have now! Democracy?

  • And speaking of Sharia, Joseph Farah, founder of World Nut Daily, tells us that THERE IS A WAR ON WOMEN! (And her name is Hillary Clinton.) Farah also kinda-sorta forgets that as the basis of law in the United States is the idea of being innocent until proven guilty, and that everyone has a right to council, even rapists. Sharia-on, Uncle Joe!
  • Rep. Sam Johnson (R-Jeebus land, er, Texas) reminisces fondly of his time spent in the Hanoi Hilton, where religion was oppressed and where he was tortured by commie bastards, just like what the Kenyan Usurper is doing to Xristian Xrazies today!
  • Author Jim Hill in his new book, The Gay Emperor is Naked,—fact-checked and everything!—tells us that 2% of all active homosexuals experience 80% of all STD’s.

I’m back in Cali on bidness, sorry for the light posting.

How’s That Rebranding Working For Ya, Reince?

“If you take a look, you mentioned the Hispanic population — the African American population, there’s a number of things that our party stands for that they embrace,” Tillis said. He went on to say that Republican need to do a better job reaching out to minority voters. Tillis then said that unlike the Hispanic or black populations, which have been growing, the “traditional population of North Carolina and the United States is more or less stable.”

–State House Speaker Thom Tillis (R-NC), the Republican nominee for U.S. Senate in North Carolina made the local dogs howl all at once.

Happy Hour News Briefs

News that will drive you to drink

Free-range conspiracy theorist Glenn Beck gives us the radio address as if he was The Prznint. Hint: this will not be our finest hour.