Category Archives: Zombie-eyed Granny-starving

That Didn’t Take Long

If @SpeakerRyan will not lead & reject the importation of those fleeing the Middle East he needs to step down today & let someone else lead. — Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) November 16, 2015

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Meet The New Boss, Same As The Old Boss

Objects in Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear: “This is not the way to do the people’s business,” the Wisconsin Republican said. “And under new management we are not going to do the people’s business this way. We are up … Continue reading

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Today in Republican Hostage Taking

Wingnuttia is taking itself hostage: House GOP Moderates: If We Don’t Get Paul Ryan For Speaker, We Might Quit! “De­pend­ing on how this shakes out, you may see some Main Street mem­bers re­tire,” Sarah Cham­ber­lain — chief op­er­at­ing and fin­an­cial … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Paul Ryan?

The former-future speaker of the House Zombie-eyed Granny-Starver (thanks Charlie!) Paul Ryan, according to anonymous sources is willing to run for the post, you know, if Y’all Qaeda just sorta gives it to him, with no demands: “An anonymous ally … Continue reading

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Today In Zombie-Eyed, Granny-Starving News

Our theme continues to be that until someone declares, they are not running. But what makes this NYTimes article so great is right up front: In 2012 when Mitt Romney picked Mr. Ryan, Republican of Wisconsin, as his running mate, … Continue reading

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The Big Weenie…

…is thinking about entering the race to be the next Speaker of the House, or so says the guy who dropped out at the last moment. Please, Ryan, do this thing. Let’s take away all doubt about you being Brainy … Continue reading

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Don’t Try This at Home, Kids…

In which Paul Ryan takes first place in Lying for Speed. Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Sen. Paul

Shag-carpet topped SEN. RAND PAUL, Schrödinger’s Candidate in the 2016 Goat Rodeo has had a thought about entitlement reform and he wants to share it with us: “I think the first thing to acknowledge is that there’s not money for … Continue reading

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‘That’s Entirely Different. Never Mind.’

The biggest fraud in American Politics, the famous Zombie-eyed Granny-starver of note, Paul Ryan explains to us what Y’All Qaeda’s fall-back plan is if the Supreme Court guts the Affordable Care Act (as is much predicted): House Ways and Means Chairman … Continue reading

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Unsaddle That Goat: Zombie-Eyed Granny-Starver Is Out

Notorious Snidely Whiplash wannabe Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Ayn Rand) has decided that he would rather inflict pain on the Poors and the Olds than be Preznint: “I have decided that I am not going to run for president in 2016,” … Continue reading

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