The Big Weenie…


is thinking about entering the race to be the next Speaker of the House, or so says the guy who dropped out at the last moment.

Please, Ryan, do this thing. Let’s take away all doubt about you being Brainy Von Brain from the planet Brainiac. And then let’s watch you flail in the monkey house.

Emptiest suit in congress, and that’s saying a lot.

Don’t Try This at Home, Kids…

…ZEGS is a pro:

If he ever comes up with a way to bottle his smarmy dissembling, he’ll be richer than the rest of his fabulously rich industrialist family.

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Sen. Paul

Rand Paul groundhog day driving

Shag-carpet topped SEN. RAND PAUL, Schrödinger’s Candidate in the 2016 Goat Rodeo has had a thought about entitlement reform and he wants to share it with us:

“I think the first thing to acknowledge is that there’s not money for all of these Social Security disability programs,” Paul told Bloomberg in an interview. “It runs out of money this year. [The program does not hit a shortfall until late 2016, according to the actuary.]

“The overall Social Security system pays out more than it takes in. So I think it’s really without question that all of these programs need to be reviewed to make them financially sound. There are people who are truly disabled, so the program should first of all prioritize those who are truly disabled.”

Aside from the fact that the disability insurance aspect of Social Security was bolted on to the side and runs out of money by design to create emergencies for the Republicans to resolve by cutting Social Security itself. Because: Granny-starving is good for a person or something. Anyway, Sen. Aqua Buddah continues:

“I think it’s important that all the advocates for disability realize that it’s in their best interest to make sure that people who are disabled are receiving money,” he said. “So, there’s a lot of reforms that we’ve talked about–having more certainty in annual exams, having the exams done by doctors who have not seen the patient and can be objective in confirming the disability. There’s a lot of reform we can do, and the key is getting the advocates involved.”
What a great idea! Let’s put all the people with chronic pain back into the MRI machines annually to confirm their injuries, that sounds like a cost-effective way to be even more cruel. Let’s spend more money to prevent some infintissimal amount of fraud, but ensure that there is absolutely no benefit for the injured.

What a twit.

‘That’s Entirely Different. Never Mind.’

Paul Ryan Zombie of LoveThe biggest fraud in American Politics, the famous Zombie-eyed Granny-starver of note, Paul Ryan explains to us what Y’All Qaeda’s fall-back plan is if the Supreme Court guts the Affordable Care Act (as is much predicted):

House Ways and Means Chairman Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) said Tuesday that his plan’s proposed tax credits are “not at all” like the tax credits under the current law, which the GOP hopes will be struck down by the Supreme Court this year.

…Paul said in an interview with Fox News that the Obama administration’s tax credits are actually “thinly veiled subsidies policed by the Internal Revenue Service.”

When asked if the subsidies and the tax credits were the same thing, Ryan replied, “Not at all, not at all.”

“They are subsidies, [the administration] calls them tax credits,” he said. “They’re saying, buy the Washington-mandated plan and the IRS will police how you buy that. We’re saying, give people freedom.”

Subsidies or Tax Credits? Oh, as Miss Emily Litella would say, “That’s entirely different. Never Mind.”

Unsaddle That Goat: Zombie-Eyed Granny-Starver Is Out

Goat Rodeo goat down

Notorious Snidely Whiplash wannabe Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Ayn Rand) has decided that he would rather inflict pain on the Poors and the Olds than be Preznint:

“I have decided that I am not going to run for president in 2016,” Ryan said in a phone interview, noting that he is “at peace” with the decision he made “weeks ago” to forgo a bid for the White House…

The nine-term congressman believes he can make that “big difference” in his new role as chairman of the influential House Ways and Means Committee rather than as a presidential contender…

“It’s clear the country needs a change in direction and our party has a responsibility to offer a real alternative,” he said, adding that, as chairman of his House committee, he will help “lay out conservative solutions that will help our nominee lead us to victory.”

You bet he will. Republicans would fight amongst themselves to be the one to tell Oliver Twist he cannot have more soup.

Paul Ryan Popped Wood You Can See From Space


Congressman Paul Ryan and his fellow selfish SOBs will all be pleased to learn that a previously lost and unpublished Ayn Rand novel has been discovered and will soon be available:

For the first time in more than 50 years, publishers are rolling out a new novel by the godmother of libertarianism, the previously unpublished Ideal. The book tells the story of a movie actress who is accused of murder.

Rand wrote the novel in her late 20s, but never published it, although at one point, she did write a stage adaptation, which will be included in the new edition along with the short novel.

The “objectivist” author’s works — particularly the novels The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged — have been held up by pro-business, anti-government zealots as exemplars of political fiction. Her acolytes praise her as one of the greatest minds of the 20th century and have made her, essentially, the patron saint of people who don’t tip.

(Raw Story — New ‘lost’ Ayn Rand novel will bring her crimes against literature to new generation of jerks, by David Ferguson, AKA T.Rex

Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, laughed so hard she farted

Today in Zombie-Eyed Granny Starving

Atlas-ShruggedPaul Ryan tells us that he is not interested in running for president… well at least not yet:

“The president thing, it doesn’t have to be me,” Ryan says with a shrug. “I just want us to win. I just want to get these policies passed.”

Oh, that’s right. He’s a man of ideas.  You know, the self-proclaimed tax policy wonk who doesn’t understand either tax policy or math.

Anyway, who would he support?

Ryan said he would support another run by the man who picked him as his 2012 running mate, Mitt Romney, but Ryan said the former 2012 nominee “has zero plans of doing that.” And he would also support a bid from former Indiana Gov. Mitch Daniels, whom Ryan strongly lobbied to run in 2012.

“But other than Mitt and Mitch, there’s not a—,” Ryan said, stopping himself.

Coy lad.

The reporter notes that he was about to say he’s not excited about the current crop.

“That’s why I stopped myself,” Ryan replied.

That and he’d blow a corpse for a shot at it again. Do continue, Representative.

That lack of excitement might be what is keeping Ryan from silencing 2016 speculators once and for all, though Ryan said he doesn’t see himself as a “savior” in the way that some politicians with presidential ambitions view themselves.

That and he’d blow a corpse for a shot at it again, I repeat.

But Ryan does say he knows he “could do the job.”

Corpse blowing operations will commence immediately.

In Which Paul Ryan Steps On A Rake


He makes it almost too easy:

Ryan has found himself caught between his career-long obsession with cutting taxes for the rich and the problem of what happens to the revenue that would be lost. During the 2012 campaign, he swept aside the problem by couching his plan as “tax reform,” promising not to cut taxes for the rich. Ryan’s new plan is just to go ahead and cut taxes.

He tells Klein, “Those of us who live in the tax system want to lower everybody’s tax rates.” If you lower everybody’s tax rates, then everybody will be paying less in taxes, and then the government will have less revenue, right? That’s where Ryan’s solution comes in: He plans to press the government budget agencies to adopt the optimistic assumption he prefers, which is that cutting tax rates for the rich creates faster economic growth. Ryan spent much of the Bush years assailing what he called “static scoring,” which is the standard budget practice of measuring the fiscal impact of tax cuts as if they do not contain magic pixie dust.

As Danny Vinick has noticed, Ryan has announced his intention to change the rules. Ryan reaffirmed that plan in his interview with Klein: “I’d like to improve our scorekeeping so it better reflects reality,” he said. “Reality” is Ryan’s description for a world in which Bill Clinton’s punishing tax hikes on the rich hindered the economy, which was restored to health when George W. Bush cut taxes.

Why is it too easy: well, it’s been done. A Red State did this, and because states have to balance their yearly budgets… Let’s look at Kansas

In 2012, Kansas governor Sam Brownback signed a massive tax cut into law, arguing that it would boost the state’s economy. Eventually, he hoped to eliminate individual income taxes entirely. “Our place, Kansas, will show the path, the difficult path, for America to go in these troubled times,” he said.

National conservative activists raved. Patrick Gleason of Americans for Tax Reform said Kansas was “the story of the next decade.” The Cato Institute praised Brownback’s “impressive” tax cuts and gave him an “A” on fiscal policy. And the Weekly Standard’s Bill Kristol said that, if reelected, Brownback would be “a formidable presidential possibility.”

Yet though Brownback is running for reelection this fall in a deep red state, he’s trailed his Democratic challenger in 3 of the 4 most recent polls — and his marquee tax cut appears to be the main reason. Kansas is now hundreds of millions of dollars short in revenue collection, its job growth has lagged the rest of the nation, and Moody’s has cut the state’s bond rating. “Governor Brownback came in here with an agenda to reduce the size of government, reduce taxes, and create a great economic boom,” says University of Kansas professor Burdett Loomis. “Now there’s been a dramatic decline in revenues, no great increase in economic activity, and we’ve got red ink until the cows come home.”

We keep saying it: Paul Ryan is a fraud, and probably the most disingenuous person holding elective office. Everything he says should be fact-checked, including “um,” and “the.”

I Bet Six Quatloos…UPDATED

Paul Ryan Zombie of Love

Zombie-Eyed Granny-Starver Paul Ryan’s rehabilitation from the disastrous and near-career ending 2012 Goat Rodeo ride as The Stench’s running mate is running along on schedule. Today’s lavish testicle licking comes from The Week: “Paul Ryan’s 6 favorite books about economics and democracy .”

  • “Capitalism and Freedom by Milton Friedman (Univ. of Chicago, $17.50)
  • The Road to Serfdom by Friedrich von Hayek (Univ. of Chicago, $17)
  • Democracy in America by Alexis de Tocqueville (Penguin, $14)
  • The Last Lion: Defender of the Realm by William Manchester and Paul Reid (Bantam, $20)
  • Wealth and Poverty by George Gilder (Regnery, $30)
  • The Way the World Works by Jude Wanniski (Gateway, $17)

…and I bet 6 quatloos that he’s not cracked the spine on all of them, let alone finished any of them. It’s always good to aspire to have a summer reading list, but methinks this is just pure GOP trolling, so the Confederacy Party continues to accept on face value that he is a wonk, instead of a fraud.


UPDATE: I don’t know how I missed the obvious question, especially that we’re talking about Paul Ryan, but WTF is Atlas Shrugged on his list? He used to make his staffers read that thing (Cruel and Unusual Punishment), is a member of the Atlas Society (where he speaks and has said that Atlas Shrugged is the reason he ran for office). Methinks that its absence from his list is more telling that the nutty, nutty last two entries that are Reagan era whack-a-doodle, trickle-down VooDoo economics books.