Category Archives: You Can’t Make This Up

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs You’ll never guess who Paul Ryan picked to lead a task force on immigration. OK, you need a hint? In 2006, This Republican took to the House floor with a model of a concrete border fence … Continue reading

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The Afternoon Derp

Oh, FFS: You can turn it off after about 5 seconds, and look for a wall to bang your head against. I guess the good news is that Y’all Qaeda will never be self-aware, and so the Rise of the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs This is your conservative media at work: Fox News Host Eric Boling claims that no only were there dancing NJ Muslims, but that they had been tipped off ahead of time so that they could watch … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Y’all Qaeda?

So, Jeebus is a betting man? I swear to blog, if a grifter like Rick Joyner got a sure-fire tip from The Almighty, he’d be in Vegas. I’m calling BS.

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Ted Cruz: ‘Say a Little Prayer For Me’

It’s all about Him (Ted, not Jeebus): To capitalize, and build his list of supporters and donors, Cruz said Thursday that he is forming a “national prayer team.” Those who sign up will receive weekly emails that include prayer requests … Continue reading

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Your Venti Soy Stupid Is Served, Xristians

Get Off The Cross, Someone Needs The Wood Starbucks still sells Christmas Blend, you tool. My Jewish friends would love to see a solid blue cup for Hannukah, and I can tell you that to a one, they all see … Continue reading

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Your 3-Martini Stupid is Served, Huckabee

Well, Uncle Sugar hisself has gone and done it: he’s advocating for a return to slavery, you know, for poor people: He was also about one heart-beat away from hit, but now he’s right there. Y’all Qaeda salutes you, and … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Award winning ancient hate goblin pessary Phyllis Schlafly tells us that there is a reason women should not be in combat: because they have never won the Medal of Honor! There’s a reason why no woman … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Ancient hate goblin pessary Phyllis Schlafly won the much-coveted “William F. Buckley Jr. Award for Media Excellence” last night, and that should tell you everything you need to know about Conservative Journalism. But then again, there’s … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Westboro Baptist Church?

WBC to picket the NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE in Norman, OK on 10/8 for stealing God’s glory & giving it to another! pic.twitter.com/8TRGAECLQT — Westboro Baptist (@WBCSaysRepent) September 29, 2015 I’ve been waiting forever to use this:

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