Boy exorcist and famous volcano scholar Bobby Jindal tells us that we should study him. And I am NOT making this up, it’s from his campaign website:
Dumb as a stump with twice as many termites, Indiana Governor Mike Pence, still reeling from his disasterous We Don’t Serve Your Kind debacle, has declared June as Gay Pride Month in the Hoosier state:
On behalf of the people of Indiana, welcome to Indianapolis. I am confident that those of you who traveled from out of state will come to know our famous Hoosier Hospitality.
Our state’s capital city is well known as a destination for conventions, festivals, business meetings and other events. In fact, a recent USA TODAY Reader’s Choice digital poll ranked Indianapolis as the Best Convention City in the country.
Like so many other organizations who continue to use Indianapolis as their destination of choice, I am confident you will come to know a vibrant city.
During your stay, please explore the many entertainment options Indianapolis has to offer such as our museums, restaurants, theaters, historic landmarks, White River State Park, and the Indianapolis Zoo, just to name a few.
So, once again, welcome to Indiana. We hope you enjoy your stay.
Which should be really welcoming to all the LGBTQ people that he never mentions. Oops!
Get Off The Cross
“The last acceptable form of discrimination in this country now is two groups — one, Christians and, two, white men.”
Sometimes I think I’m stuck in a Cohen Brothers’ film when I see statements like this.
Really? You really think that one of Jeebus’s two daddies cheated on your Chem final for you?
I’m guessing that Sylvia Driskell’s favorite movie is Miracle on 34th St., in which a court proves the existence of Santa Clause. Anyway, Driskell is planning to sue homosexuals. All homosexuals to prove the validity of the word of God:
Sylvia Driskell, 66, said in the suit that she is petitioning the U.S. District Court of Omaha to be heard “in the matter of homosexuality. Is homosexuality a sin, or not a sin?”
In a seven-page letter framed as a lawsuit, she cited Bible passages that described homosexuality as an abomination and against nature, and she said never before has the nation or the state been “besiege(d) by sin.”
“Will all the judges of this nation judge God to be a lier [sic]?” Driskell asked.
Oh, if you are wondering how she has standing to sue: she claims to be the Ambassador on earth from Jeebus and his Daddy.
It takes a lot to stun me, really it does.
…According to the study published in the Personality and Social Psychology Bulletin, both men and women calculated the consequences of such a difficult decision, but women felt more conflicted about committing murder.
But of course, PJ Media is already on it as only they can be (not linking obvs, but trust me on this): What’s Wrong with Women?
“It’s not murder; it’s a mercy killing.
Let’s get one thing straight — Hitler was evil. No matter what, he was going to end up dead in a bunker somewhere, surrounded by the death and destruction he himself wrought.
There’s no reason for any handwringing. You simply kill Hitler at the first available opportunity.”
Next up on PJMedia: “What if you were Spiderman?”
Meet Sylvia Allen, a proud, gun-carrying member of Y’all Qaeda and State Senator from the terrible sand kingdom of Arizonastan. Ms. Allen has a great idea for us to consider: we should legislate that EVERYONE has to go to church on Sundays (but, you know, she would let us go to the church of our choice, so that’s cool, she’s no extremist) to “rebirth morals,” which sounds kinda messy:
Get Off The Cross, We Need The Wood
Documentarian fabulist, convicted felon, fired Y’all Qaeda business school dean, and would-be bigamist D’VORCE D’SPOUSA answers the question all of Wingnuttia is asking: Why do the DFHs hate Dinesh D’Souza?
“…precisely because I am a non-white, immigrant, patriot that exposes a lot of the Obama administration running amok, all of this craziness that masquerades under the name of progressivism or progress. I’m blowing the whistle on these scoundrels, so naturally they’re unhappy with me, and I’m happy about that.”
Gee, I don’t hate anyone*, but I certainly don’t hate D’Souza for those reasons. You know, the lying, pandering, intellectual dishonesty (and legal dishonesty), and hypocrisy are enough for me.
*Like my Mormon friends taught me, I learned to love some people the least.
…and immediately sees the connection to Saint Ronnie.