I’m guessing that Sylvia Driskell’s favorite movie is Miracle on 34th St., in which a court proves the existence of Santa Clause. Anyway, Driskell is planning to sue homosexuals. All homosexuals to prove the validity of the word of God:
Sylvia Driskell, 66, said in the suit that she is petitioning the U.S. District Court of Omaha to be heard “in the matter of homosexuality. Is homosexuality a sin, or not a sin?”
In a seven-page letter framed as a lawsuit, she cited Bible passages that described homosexuality as an abomination and against nature, and she said never before has the nation or the state been “besiege(d) by sin.”
“Will all the judges of this nation judge God to be a lier [sic]?” Driskell asked.
Oh, if you are wondering how she has standing to sue: she claims to be the Ambassador on earth from Jeebus and his Daddy.
It takes a lot to stun me, really it does.
If they had a time machine, men would be more likely than women to travel to pre-World War II Europe and kill Hitler, according to a recently published study.
…According to the study published in the Personality and Social Psychology Bulletin, both men and women calculated the consequences of such a difficult decision, but women felt more conflicted about committing murder.
But of course, PJ Media is already on it as only they can be (not linking obvs, but trust me on this): What’s Wrong with Women?
“It’s not murder; it’s a mercy killing.
Let’s get one thing straight — Hitler was evil. No matter what, he was going to end up dead in a bunker somewhere, surrounded by the death and destruction he himself wrought.
There’s no reason for any handwringing. You simply kill Hitler at the first available opportunity.”
Next up on PJMedia: “What if you were Spiderman?”
Meet Sylvia Allen, a proud, gun-carrying member of Y’all Qaeda and State Senator from the terrible sand kingdom of Arizonastan. Ms. Allen has a great idea for us to consider: we should legislate that EVERYONE has to go to church on Sundays (but, you know, she would let us go to the church of our choice, so that’s cool, she’s no extremist) to “rebirth morals,” which sounds kinda messy:
Get Off The Cross, We Need The Wood
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)
Documentarian fabulist, convicted felon, fired Y’all Qaeda business school dean, and would-be bigamist D’VORCE D’SPOUSA answers the question all of Wingnuttia is asking: Why do the DFHs hate Dinesh D’Souza?
“…precisely because I am a non-white, immigrant, patriot that exposes a lot of the Obama administration running amok, all of this craziness that masquerades under the name of progressivism or progress. I’m blowing the whistle on these scoundrels, so naturally they’re unhappy with me, and I’m happy about that.”
Gee, I don’t hate anyone*, but I certainly don’t hate D’Souza for those reasons. You know, the lying, pandering, intellectual dishonesty (and legal dishonesty), and hypocrisy are enough for me.
*Like my Mormon friends taught me, I learned to love some people the least.
This is a long video of sustained stupidity. I thought at first it had to be a parody, but it seems that Ms. Fox goes out hunting for things that offend her religious sensibilities, you know, as a hobby or something. It also seems that Fox homeschools her children and that ought to make all of us pause as we look with hope to the next generation.
(Hat tip: Crooks and Liars)
National Review editor Rich Lowry has suggested an innovative new way for Republicans to express their displeasure: ban President Obama from delivering the State of the Union Address:
“If I were John Boehner,” he said, referring to the House speaker, “I’d say to the president: ‘Send us your State of the Union in writing. You’re not welcome in our chamber.’ ”
Uh-huh. The Party of Lincoln telling the First Black President that he isn’t welcome in Congress will really go over well.
Writing in World Nut Daily, Erik Rush—who has frequently stated that The Kenyan Usurper Barack HUSSEIN Obama is going to put Xristians into internment camps—asks Is it time to deport, intern foreign Muslims?*:
We deported, expelled and interned foreign nationals and naturalized citizens for a whole lot less during World War II, and I would certainly call for the deportation or expulsion of all Muslim foreign nationals at this juncture.
Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, is giggling and plans to take the rest of the day off.
*Betteridges’s Law of Headlines applies.
The kid is a natural:
A candidate running to represent Michigan’s 95th House district in the state legislature wants you to know that once you look past his bizarre sexual fetish and multiple felony convictions, he is a rock-ribbed conservative Republican, whose “stool of conservatism” is held up by “faith, family and freedom.”
His “stool of conservatism”? Oh, my. Is it Mark Sanford? John Ensign? Newt Gingrich? Larry Craig? Henry Hyde? Mark Foley? David Vitter? Who is it?!
Michigan Live reported Friday that Saginaw’s Jordan D. Haskins dismisses the arrests and prison time as the results of youthful indiscretion and said that he is ready to “move on from that and do what I can” to serve his state as a Republican state Representative.
“I have dreams,” Haskins said to Michigan Live, “and I want to make a difference.”
Oh, we all have had those dreams, son.
Haskins, 24, has served prison time in two states and is currently on parole, but there are no rules preventing him from running for the state House.
He’s qualified as any Wingnut anywhere in Greater Wingnuttia! He should run for the Goat Rodeo! Teabaggers, we have found your King!
On four occasions between April of 2010 and January of 2011, Haskins broke into vehicles on public and private property, disconnected the ignition wires, then started the engine. As the wires snapped and spit sparks, Haskins would masturbate to climax in a sexualized ritual he calls “cranking.”
Well, that’s different. Auto auto-erotica?